Thursday, June 14, 2007

[blog hiatus] june 18th to 29th

The good news is that Tom Paine, of The Last Ditch has graciously agreed to keep an eye on this blog during the two weeks my apartment is being overhauled and all but destroyed and there are some exciting things coming up on this blog.

About a dozen of our fellow bloggers and one or two heavyweights have agreed to put something on the blog - the thing is, we don't know what and we don't know when. You'll have to keep checking [he chuckles].

I've thought long and hard about this, trying to ensure you get some first class reading with a slight edge to it. If you look in the sidebar, you'll see some examples of guest blogging here already.

Problem will be that when I return it might seem so dull by comparison. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

[timex] albanians and world war three

Could this be the incident which sparks [Theo] World War III? Remember Sarajevo! President Bush did NOT, repeat "NOT" have his watch stolen by Albanian fans:

He slipped his Timex Indiglo off his wrist and into his pocket - a truth that has left many Albanians deeply offended.

What follows in the linked article is a view of him doing it [enlargeable], then a photo of :

"George W. Bush's wristwatch on his left arm … seen during a photo event in the Oval Office of the White House June 13, 2007" [plus various photos of George and the watch in various poses and juxtapositions] ..."

The article goes on:

It appeared that the President had taken to heart guide book warnings about the need to guard valuables in the country.
One Albanian noted:

"He didn't want his watch to get stolen by the Albanese "fans", who he clearly deeply trusts!"

Anti-Albanians added:

"Bush took off his watch cause he knew they'd steal it! Bush did his homework on Albania and Albanians. He knew better than to keep that watch on his wrist!"

The article continues for several paragraphs with the Whitehouse spokesandroid adding her bit. What I want to know is:

Are we going to stand for this? Are we just going to sit back while thieves and conjurers hijack the airwaves and hold us all to ransome [Arthur]? I say we act:
NOW!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

We invite you to our Awards Ceremony on 1st July, 2007

Tom Paine writes [this is also at Blogpower]:

Where in the world, we asked ourselves, could we hold the awards ceremony for the Blogpower Awards 2007?

Our nominees are from all over the world. There is simply no convenient place for them all to meet. So I suggested to James Higham, founder of both the awards and of Blogpower itself, that we hold the ceremony in another world entirely; in Second Life.

For those of you who don't know it, Second Life or "SL" is a virtual world hosted on the servers of Linden Labs in California. Linden Labs provide the landscape. All the buildings and objects to be found there were built by SL "residents." Anyone can get an account, download the free software and wander about for free.

You only have to pay if you want to own "land". For this purpose that's entirely unnecessary as you will be my guests. I invite you to join me for the ceremony in my "sky box", 500 metres above my SL "home", "Last Ditch House".

The award ceremony will be on Sunday 1st July and will begin at 0900 New York time (1400 in Britain, 1500 Central Europe Time, 1700 in Moscow and 2200 in Australia). Please put it in your diary and come along. The drinks are free and you will be most welcome. Please tell all your friends.

If you don't have a Second Life account, please download the software, register and set one up entirely free of charge. You must select a surname from SL's standard list, but you can choose a meaningful first name. My SL name is "LastDitch Writer" and that's my "avatar" you can see in the pictures (click to enlarge). If you can also choose a first name that corresponds to yours, or to that of your blog, it would make things easier in a crowded room at the ceremony.

Between now and the ceremony there is plenty of time for you to set up your account, change the appearance of your avatar to suit your taste and work out how to get around. Don't worry though. On the day, you won't need to navigate to find us. There will be links like this one here and other Blogpower blogs which will launch the software and connect you directly to the venue. You will materialise on the welcome mat you can see in the picture, so step quickly away before the next guest arrives!

Send me a message in SL when you have set up your account. You are more than welcome to visit the venue in the meantime and take a look around. The right hand teleport on the balcony leads to my home on the ground. The left one takes you to my office in another sky box nearby. Make yourself at home, but watch out for the security robots!

The drinks robot will provide whatever you like so ask away. It's free but also virtual and (sadly) tasteless. I look forward to meeting you - at least virtually - at the awards.

[withdrawal from four categories] an explanation of sorts

When I was teaching rugby, I had an Under 14 team in a district tournament and we were organized to a fault. We had our little champ protected by our pack the whole time, then we'd instantly feed him ball and he'd run riot. I never told him one thing about where to go and how to do it. He was a true Campese.

We had guys organized to neutralize anyone who tried to take him out and our forward three [this was sevens] pushed the rules to the limit. They were a wonderful pack and adept at taking out the monster forward from the opposition.

None of the teams could handle our boys in the tournament and we did four X 10 minute games 128-8. It was complete overkill.

The boys came home champions and were heroes for weeks but the response to my tactics was cool. Fair enough too. I don't know any other way but to play it hard.

Trouble is, that's not appropriate for a blog competition we're hosting and as I saw certain people drifting away and ceasing to play and what with the UKN&P business, I realized that my own position was questionable. The further I went, the worse it got.

It was as clear as day I'd have to pull out and in doing that, the competition really has regained its balance. Just look at the placegetters' table - Devil's Kitchen and the like alongside Finding Life Hard and Mary Mary. That's good stuff as far as I can see.

I'm vastly happier having done it although there were many who wasted good votes on me - sorry - but this way, I think people's memories of these two gruelling weeks will be far sweeter and a little bit of drama was thrown in near the end, for no extra cost.

I hope so [and don't forget I did win a really important gong].

[today's caption competition] go to it rightly

[return to assissi] ignoring carlo

One of the very best blogs going and a welcome respite from the steady diet of politics, politics, politics, is JMB's Nobody Important. The title alone attracted me and the content does not disappoint.

In this linked post, JMB recounts the trip to Assissi and it's a place I never got to over there but would like to have. Now I can and you can too. Find out for yourself about this gem of a blog [and something about Assissi whilst you're there].

[the new serfdom] fed by mother pig

The warnings are coming from everywhere:

About 70 per cent of Australians aged 35 to 44 are expected to have inadequate superannuation savings once they reach retirement, with women the worst off, a report has predicted. Despite recent changes to super rules that benefit retirees, most people will still have to rely on the age pension in retirement, according to the report by the Association of Superannuation Funds of Australia (ASFA).

... and the situation in the U.S.?

Published by the Employee Benefit Research Institute (EBRI), the 2004 survey points out that a significant number of people are off track with their retirement saving ... Why aren't some Americans saving at all for retirement? Is working during retirement a viable way to make ends meet? In a culture where we are constantly told to "spend, spend, spend," is it realistic to expect that people will save for retirement?

How about Britain?

The Friends Provident survey found most people are likely to have a suffer a shortfall of around £10,000 in their pension income compared to what they needed. On average, Britons reckoned they would need between £20,000 to £24,000 each year to maintain the lifestyle they wantd in retirement. But the amount they realistically anticipated they would get was only £10,000 to £12,000.

Why?

1] The cost spiral ... including housing:

Overdependence on home equity loans and lines of credit have economists concerned that consumers are financially over-extended and ready to cut back on spending. Too many costs are gnawing away at consumers' wallets, and while the job market has improved over the past year, wages have not kept up with the cost of living.

Middle-class America also binged on equity credit [in 2005] … equity cash paid ordinary homeowners' credit card bills, college tuition and vacation expenses, among other things, says Yacik.

The rich, however, are taking borrowed cash "and using it to leverage other investments," says George Walper, president of the Spectrem Group, a Chicago-based firm that researches the affluent.

Let alone spiralling credit debt to help pay for everything.

2] It's not only spiralling costs. It's also simple envy:

"It's not the mega-rich we envy, but the people with the slightly nicer house up the road," says Simon Carr, of the Independent.

... and downunder, Adele Horin, of the Melbourne Age, reported on November 30 2002:

Australians have never been richer, says the study report by the Australia Institute. Yet the majority of middle-income households believe they are doing it tough. The report's author, institute executive director Clive Hamilton, says inflated expectations, not inadequate income, are the problem.

"A large and growing proportion of the population wants to emulate the lifestyles of the rich and famous," he says. "Because they can't afford it they constantly feel deprived of the good life."

3] Children's escalating and more expensive demands:

There's a lot more to kids' marketing today than trying to keep brands relevant, hip and cool. Today's kids want two additional things from marketers: brands that are interactive and brands that are instant.

Make no mistake. The accepted wisdom a generation ago was that one saved for retirement. Now the strategy has been all but abandoned in the grapple for a comfortable upper-middle class life and to combat spiralling costs which are being generated by both consumers and credit institutions.

And in the process, men and women have become, not their own bosses, not the parents of the classic saccharine sitcom but in reality - no more than piglets feeding on the teats of a bloated financial mother pig.

Interest rates are being artificially held down and sometime soon, maybe in 2012 or thereabouts, the financial institutions are going to precipitate the crisis, alongside the new SPP and EU initiatives.

Apply this simple test. If all your debts, mortgage, car, credit, mobile phone and others were to be called in today by the institutions - would you be in the black or would you be one of the new class of serfs?

My advice to you is to get out of any form of debt to a financial institution as soon as you practicably can. Get off the grid and live within your "real" means, even though your dollar or pound is fiat money.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

[american dream] effortless well-being

Open letter to Americans [and others too]

Do you really think this pill is the answer?

Acomplia, the new weight-loss pill from Sanofi-Aventis, has not yet been approved in the United States because of questions about its safety. But some Americans have decided not to wait. Many are traveling to Europe, where the drug has been approved, or buying the medicine through foreign Web sites, while the U.S. Food and Drug Administration continues its evaluations of the treatment.

I say to not only Americans, on the strength of the body of medical literature, that what is needed is not a pill but:

1] Exercise! Nothing more, nothing less. Go out and do it, whether it's mall-hiking or out in the real world;

2] Eat right. Halve the portions and get off the processed;

3] Appreciate. Be satisfied and keep your ambitions within bounds;

4] Love right. Get the head straight and put the other at the centre of your world;

5] Laugh;

6] Reconnect with your Maker.

Monday, June 11, 2007

[la france] intéressant, non

[islam] it's just a click away

My Google ads are deliberately shoved right under your nose when you visit my site but so far I've made $0:00 out of them. That's pretty good going after 10 months. Such a pity you ignore these ads because there's one there right now:

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So go on, be a devil. Click on it, convert and let me make extraordinary wads of dough.