Monday, April 14, 2008

[you demolish] we demolish in return


This might be a tad late and you've no doubt seen it if you're a Brit but I just love this from the Quiet Man:

A grandmother from Merseyside has applied for planning permission to demolish the home of Tesco chief executive Sir Terry Leahy.

Dot Reid is retaliating against plans to bulldoze her home and 71 others in Kirkby, to make way for Everton's new stadium and a Tesco supermarket.

The 58-year-old said Sir Terry, who lives in a mansion in Hertfordshire, deserved a taste of his own medicine.
Do read the rest of it if you haven't already caught it. We're talking here, of course, about the Arthur Dent Dilemma.

What do you do when you wake up one morning to find that the home you've invested yourself into for your retirement years is on the planning board at some local council office, scheduled for demolition?

Oh I love it and why stop there? Wonder where the unelected PM, Gordon Brown, technically resides, aside from N10? Maybe a community garden could be created on the site of his home too.

The thing is though that the demolition of Leahy's and Brown's homes would be a drop in the ocean for them.









[patriotism] can it accommodate conscience


Elvis Presley sang:

Suspicion torments my heart, Suspicion keeps us apart, Suspicion why torture me.

Afraid I, for one, am very suspicious of these snippets:

The rapid rise in food prices could push 100m people in poor countries deeper into poverty, the head of the World Bank, Robert Zoellick, has said.

He said the World Bank was working to provide money for seeds for planting in the new season.
Mr Zoellick's "New Deal for Global Food Policy" also seeks to boost agricultural policy in poor countries in the longer-term. "

As we know, learning from the past, those kind of questions sometimes end in war," he said.

... and can't help trying to sort out in the head what the long term aim is. I think we have it in "global food policy" and "war". Whenever groups like the World Bank, the UN or NATO get involved, trouble usually ensues. It's the Kissinger Syndrome - wherever he visited, e.g. Rwanda, SE Asia, unnecessary trouble followed.

Henry Kissinger was quoted in the book “Kiss the Boys Goodbye", written by a Vietnam Vet.

"Military men are just dumb stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.”

Quite frankly, I have problems with material like that. As ex-military myself, sharing beliefs with such people as Steve Green and James Cleverly on the military, a check of my "About" reveals a man who believes in G-d, Queen and country.

That's how I was brought up. That's how I did my service.

In later years though I began to discover what the Kissingers of the world were really up to and though I have little time for Ellsberg as a person, he did open up our eyes. Now what are we going to do? Are we going to ignore what we now know to be true?

This is tough for a Neocon who supports his country's forces wherever they are - do you think I don't? Do you think I'm not furious the way our troops are treated? And look at this, from a Canadian, Halls of Macadamia:

The once mighty British Empire has fallen... you need go no further than this...

They serve the same Queen, fight the same foe and lay down their lives with equal valour and sacrifice. But when the fallen heroes of Canada and Britain come home, the welcome is very different.

I really urge you to click on that link and follow it down. Now read what James Cleverly said here:

I felt almost sick reading this blog post in the Telegraph about the breakdown in relationship between the British military and local Iraqi forces.
The short-termism in Gordon Brown's government has created a situation where the troops in Iraq can no longer do their job but are still at risk from daily attacks.

A typical comment on that article was by one Chris H:

With New Labour we have had a government that both despises military and knows next to nothing about it. Despite this, the government has engaged in a series of military adventures with little thought for the consequences and no desire to take responsibility or to support the troops.

Now I'm quite conscious that Verlin Martin, a Neocon, sees me as some sort of Truther and therefore as a kooky lefty but what do you do, Verlin, when you can't trust the people in charge up top? What do you do when prima facie indicates they've acted in a pretty shabby way?

What do you do when regular forces top brass come out with statements about the leadership?

Hey, I get a little hot under the collar and start calling these politicians traitors.
I don't trust these bstds as far as I can kick them and they sure as hell don't give a damn about the forces at their command.

Eaton, Zinni and company
- are they the traitors for drawing attention to this thing?

Lt Gen Dannart - was he wrong to butt in and say enough is enough?

Sunday, April 13, 2008

[thought for the day] sunday evening

Miss Simi on canine fashion

Nourobscur: Miss Simi, Fashion Week is only days away. How do you feel about your 84-year-old fashion bonnet that is being touted by many of the world’s most influential designers as one of the most important influences for their upcoming summer 2008 collections?

Miss Simi: Woo-oo-oof, woof, woof woof, grrrr-rrrr-rrrr. Yip-yip-yip!

Nourobscur: I see. What were the influences early on that made you love fashion so? Was it your fashionable mistress?

Wwwwwwwwoof! Yip-yip-yip-yip. Grrrr-er-er-er. Grrrrrrrrrrr. And her vast collection of handbags!

Nourobscur: I see. Miss Simi, did you always like having people look at you because you stood out in the crowd?

Miss Simi: Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof [head inclined to one side]
Rrrrrrr. Yip-yip-yip.

Nourobscur: Finally, Miss Simi, do you have any advice for felow canines who might like to follow in your footsteps?

Miss Simi: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwoof!!

Next week, readers, we'll be asking George about the joys of "finding strange things" and the "silliness of youth".

Stay tuned.

[caption competition] first for a long time

[boycott dr phil] fixation with the perpetrator

What the ... ?

Employees of the "Dr. Phil" television show posted bail for a central Florida teenager jailed for taking part in a videotaped beating of another teen, a spokeswoman for the show's host confirmed Saturday.

Staff members of the talk show helped ... one of eight teens facing charges in the case—post bond this weekend, "Dr. Phil" McGraw's spokeswoman Terri Corigliano said in an e-mail.

"We have helped guests and potential guests in the past when they need financial assistance to come on the show—assisting with clothing allowance, lost wages, accommodations, travel and necessities."

Excuse me but a teenager [allegedly] helps beat up another kid so they can make a video of it to post on YouTube and McGraw bails the [alleged] jerkette out? Have people lost their senses? All right, let's put an alternative scenario:

1. YouTube pulls the video the moment it knows. It filters any similar channels from now on;

2. Bail is opposed for any defendants in a gang attack case;

3. McGraw's show is blackballed and any attempt by any media to do interviews with perpetrators is anathema at least until after the incarceration;

4. No book deals, no syndication, no anything for any perpetrator, alleged or convicted;

5. People get a bit of sense back in their heads and refuse to give any perpetrator any sort of headlines from here on in.

[christianity] as relevant today as it ever was


Two decades ago I was showing an old Czech animated film, on Super 8 reel to reel, about war.

The idea of freedom was represented by a red flower and they couldn't kill it off.

They tried burning, stomping, culling, weapons of mass destruction were brought out - until in a mad frenzy, the full force of the state and its misguided denizens was brought to bear, stamping out any little red flower the instant it showed signs of emerging from the earth.

The resources expended were insanely huge.

Of course it failed and first one, then two, then four, then eight little flower stems sprouted until, at last, the whole killing fields were smothered in these red flowers of freedom.

Christianity stays alive best in this climate as well. It has always been an endangered species and all the more hardy and valuable for it. From Nero's oppression to the new assault in this day and age, there has always been a motif of mockery, if not actual martyrdom and for me that is pretty cool.

Social ills are sheeted home to it, it represents, in many godless humanists' minds an archaic throwback to a less enlightened time and these people go apoplectic if one has the temerity to defend the idea. I've had many on this blog.

Real Christianity [and we'll get into that later] always operates in a climate of suspicion and outright hostility, a climate I'm more than comfortable with.

Like the Cromwellian English the moment they step onto Irish soil, all reason departs its foes and the most outrageous and flagrant breaches of ethics and law are visited on it when it comes to this turbulent notion and those who believe in it.

As Deogolwulf says:

She profaned a crucifix and called Jesus some horrible names. I’m only joking, of course: in Europe, such deeds might win you a prize, if they are done with sufficient effect.

Christianity's most dangerous enemy is the False Prophet and his offsider, the Strawman.

The Crusades, the Inquisition, the Knights Templar - all were secular hijackings of an originally good idea. Currently, the Nairobi Kid - Djwahl Kuhl - and various other manifestations, the Billy Graham and Swaggart ministries, the Mega-buck Churches, the controversial and seemingly Laodician Rowan Williams, the P2 under another name today - all are False Prophets or might well be.

Know them by their fruits is a great maxim and another good one is Frodo's Maxim, in Lord of the Rings, as he says:

I think one of his spies would - well, seem fairer and feel fouler if you understand.

To which Strider laughed:

I see ... I look foul and feel fair. Is that it? All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.

Tiberius Gracchus accuses me:

To arrogate such power to yourself ... [to see what is in people's hearts] is pharasaical James- it is arrant heresy and far from Christianity, it is not for you to know what people are in their innermost hearts.

Forgive me but anyone with antennae can see much of what is bad fruit but the practised deceiver is another matter and can fool "even the elect", so the noble Tiberius is right in this respect. The practised deceiver takes much longer to expose.

The second danger is a generation growing up without any imparted code and logically turning into a William S Burroughs dystopic Chav and ASBO Teenage of indiscriminate sex, drugs, self-centredness and internal alienation. Poor, poor kids [and even the girls of my acquaintance decry what they see about them] The kids might even chant:

"We don't need no edjukashun ..."

The third danger is the whipping boy syndrome. A religion spawns murderers so ALL "religions" are to blame, the opiate of the masses ... and into the breach steps ... well ... what steps into the breach? Shopaholicism? Temples of Glitz? The Marxist ideal of enforced mediocracy and Procrustean equality? Or is Clubbing, like Imhoter's chanting accolytes, the new religious sacrament?

The fourth danger is represented by the seeming anomalies. Why does G-d "allow" people to die? Do Buddhists and Muslims go to Heaven? How can Tacitus and Josephus be trusted as sources?

The fifth danger is represented by the devotees. From the Mormon offshoots to Christian Scientists - the public perception is dire. Earnest suited men, in pairs, knocking on your door and asking you to open your heart to Jesus is hardly likely to produce the desired result. The happy clapping and blind faith in a choreographed, televised service is also hardly likely to enamour the Christian to the wider populace.

The sixth danger is the way Christianity falls foul of new constructs such as sexual orientation, feminism and every other modern "ism". So one of my commenters says the faith must change to meet current realities, e.g. the need to have indiscriminate sex - awkward that, as the gospels are clearly against the notion. No matter - we'll invent the New Christianity which allows all those hedonistic delights.

The seventh danger is its seeming irrelevance, as perceived by the wider society. While Williams* would appear to do next to zero to promote an actively caring ministry, while the Russian Orthodox Church singularly failed to speak up in Soviet times, whilst the Vatican went along with Nazism, the Christian faith seemed particularly irrelevant, save for the Salvos on the street and the workers in the hospices who toiled day and night to care for those on the street the religious chiefs had airbrushed out of their vision.

[* Actually agree though with Williams' stance against the teaching of Intelligent Design, as it doesn't need to be taught - it's bleedin' obvious anyway. Better to teach the gospel.]

The eighth danger is the ridiculous descent into theological argument over such things as the Filioque Clause or Consubstantiation and Transubstantiation, to name a few. It's always blurred the real aim, the central goal, by immersing it in philosophical niceties of the sort the pipe puffing pagans like to lose themselves in at university tutorials. I was one of these once, forgive me.

Having said all this, the truth is that Christianity will stand or fall by its own central premise, i.e. that it stems from G-d - so it's hardly our concern.

And it's actually more relevant today than ever. The reason is threefold:

1. The theological and metaphysical aspect. Very simple premise. The theory is that if you believe, whichever way you'd care to, that Jesus of Nazareth is somehow part of the Godhead and able to redeem sin, presupposing that there is such a thing as sin [the Satanists say not], then in that very act of belief, of acceptance, the third force of the spirit flows into you and provides both comfort and support [the water of Frank Herbert's Dune, if you like].

The issue of protection is hotly debated. I incline to the idea that you're protected insofar as you are doing His will but I don't think the Christian is any more protected from the vicissitudes of life - he just handles them, meets them differently.

The promise is comfort in time of trouble and the backbone to stand firm when necessary and it certainly delivers that.

2. The societal aspect. The Sermon on the Mount, in terms of the way to run a society, just as MacOS system is a way to run a computer, is pretty well unsuperceded. It's a great system in its base form but costly and difficult to follow and understand all the implications of. If everyone were to adopt its precepts, all the societal ills would melt away.

3. The obligatory aspect. There's no such thing as a free lunch and there's no such thing as an unpossessed person. If you're not possessed by evil and not by good, then you're possessed by a creeping hedonism and materialism which gets you deeper and deeper into the mire. The humanistic notion of the man-centred universe where he is the highest good and has self-determination is a complete illusion.

Man left to his own devices stumbles and falls. Chekhov wrote of it:

“Man has been endowed with reason, with the power to create, so that he can add to what he's been given. But up to now he hasn't been a creator, only a destroyer. Forests keep disappearing, rivers dry up, wild life's become extinct, the climate's ruined and the land grows poorer and uglier every day.”’

Agent Smith spoke of it:

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area.

There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

He cannot exist on his own - he is not an island, as Donne perceived. The progressive enlightenment of man and ideas is actually a swindle - the humanist thinks he's heading for some sort of non-religious Nirvana but actually he's securing his place in Hell. To be more Illumined is to be further and further lost.


It's an insane pursuit, following the Eternal Loser and an insane loser at that, based on a panoply of lies.

When one becomes Christian, it is not self-freedom he achieves but thrall to another entity - his Maker. This carries obligations - for some the evangelistic course, for some the caring ministry, for others different ways. But who does not wish to find harmony with his mother and father, if such were possible? It's a noble notion.

What it does bring, committed Christianity, is inner peace. Just as a man trades away certain freedoms when he marries a woman but gains the joy of "completion" through wife and family, along with all his self-imposed obligations, so the Christian trades away freedoms and protections in favour of a higher inner harmony.

It doesn't seem so harmonious to outsiders when he's thrown to the lions or tortured but he trades his place in this world for a place in another and along the way he tries to bring joy to others. Through this comes his own joy.

We're coming into a time now when the message of Christianity is as real as it ever was, even more so. The false prophets abound - they infest the place and the only sure way is to adopt the "words spoken" as a personal guide. Does it mean that there'll be no more cakes and ale? Does it mean that women cease to be alluring or convivial company must cease?

Does it heck as like.

Why do non-Christians always assume that the stern moralist, like Maugham's Davidson, is the only model? What of the ordinary Christian who doesn't make a big deal of it - the Paul Linfords of the world?

Why do non-Christians always assume that you have to be a saint? I'm far from being a saint as certain ladies know - I'm just a sinner, reformed in certain respects.

Time to bring this to a close before Mutley comes over and calls it all "piffle from beginning to end".

:)