Thursday, November 08, 2007

[prosecution] p is for poor taste

In response to this:

this:

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.

Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet.

After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. “Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to come.”

“Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.”

As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinking.” “Not a problem… After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.”

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks… Tough crowd. “Well, I get along with people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”

Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.” “Now that’s not a problem,” says Sam, “Remember I’ve been alone for 6 months! I’ll definitely be there… By the way, what should I wear?”

Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.”

[personality legs] p is for pics of them

The idea is to match the legs with the names at the foot of the post. There are also clues in the wrong order, just to help. Good luck!

1. She was better at turning heads than winning matches.












2. She's currently the front runner.












3. Those legs weren't so coy in her video.












4. She doesn't bounce on celebrity couches.










5. He couldn't keep her by his side.










Answers - 1. Katy Holmes 2. Nicolas Sarkozy 3. Hillary Clinton 4.
Anna Kournikova 5. Paris Hilton

[petting] p is for pet time again

Ladies and gentlemen, the address is:

nourishingobscurity@gmail.com

The event is:

The Personal Pet Contest

You have until Sunday evening to get your photo [around 40kb] of your personal pet to the above address, from which the best ten will be drawn by an independent, non-higham panel of three non-pet owners and then the voting starts Monday morning.

Make sure you include the name in the form you'd like to see displayed beside your pet's photo. [You may include spouses as pets.]

[prince] p is for prat

Where do these prima donnas get off?
Fan sites dedicated to Prince say they have been served legal notice to remove all images of the singer, his lyrics and "anything linked to Prince's likeness".

However they have vowed to fight what they say is censorship.
The move, two months after Prince threatened to sue YouTube and other major internet sites for unauthorised use of his music, came as a shock to his followers.

By focusing on fan sites directly, Prince risks a backlash. The sites have vowed to unite under the banner "Prince Fans United" and take the matter to court if necessary.
The man's a prat, his music is not worth the effort and nor is he. Find a good artist to be a fan of.

[new mac 6] eureka, cables's in

Very quick one with a client coming but I'm now on cable. Theo, Jeremy, Liz and all the difficult sites to access - here we come.

Update at 14:00, my time. Next client coming but just reporting that it is so fast now and sites are coming up I just couldn't get to before. No excuses now for not visiting you daily or every two days minimum.

At least, that's the theory. More this evening - busy afternoon, like yours.

[racism 2] sexism, ageism, every -ism under the sun

I'd like to thrash this thing out once and for all, if you don't mind because there is some very woolly-headed thinking going about.

1. There's a certain type of political thinking which likes everything to be nice and luvvy-duvvy and everyone tolerant of everyone else until someone differs from them and then they turn nasty and want that person banned, excluded, legislated against, prosecuted and incarcerated, on the grounds of breaking some new law they've managed to get in place in the past few years.

If they've had any success in doing this, they become emboldened and it becomes like a narcotic until finally they set up regular weekly meetings to look for someone else to legislate against this week. Education is infested with such as these.

These people can get knotted.

2. There's a certain type of thinking which is hyper-sensitive to buzz words so that if I attack someone for his stupid comments, this is fine as long as he's a heterosexual, male WASP but the instant the person attacked turns out to be feminist, homosexual, black or Muslim, the attack is automatically labelled sexist, anti-gay, racist or anti-Muslim, when it had zero to do with that and everything to do with the shoddy argument or behaviour in the first place.

This person hides behind and invokes the group association and says anything he damn well likes, knowing he can thereby vilify and label the detractor and send him to Coventry [sorry to those from that fine city].

These people in N2 can also get knotted.

3. There's a certain type of thinking which makes no distinction between the individual and the group. One Romani kills an Italian woman so all Romanis are labelled and by association – all Romanians too.

Works the other way as well. Evil nutters like Al Qaeda and Deobanda spread their poison and all Muslims get labelled. Most Muslims I know are not like that.

But the religion itself is most certainly open to that interpretation and nasty groups, generally male but not exclusively, operate under the Muslim banner and these are people whom most Muslims would disown, e.g. at Beslan.

To answer that Christians kill each other in Ireland is transferring the argument from what the text condones to what the perpetrator does.

The woolly-headed thinking which equates faith with its devotees makes no distinction between the hard working immigrant who comes over to improve his lot and work hard to get there – and a clear nutter who is using a scriptural text as a pretext for violence.

Harder to do that with Christianity – can you find a New Testament text which exhorts violence? This is completely different to a group calling itself something and carrying out violence in its name.

This latter type can get knotted.

4. There is also a mealy-mouthed, malcontented, ne'er-do-well group-think among many groups of many orientations and causes which is forever playing the martyr and trying to either push an alien culture and alien ways of treating everyday affairs onto the majority.

A spin-off of this behaviour is that they form ghettos and then proceed to dictate to the indigenous population. They set up their own schools which preach values opposite to those of the host country.

In my book, this behaviour is right out. The standard reply that Christian schools should also be banned in Britain is total bunkum because Christianity is the religion of tradition in Britain and the Commonwealth and providing the teaching doesn't incite either violence or sexual exploitation [both punishable in any country in which the government is secular], then it is not out of line with the country's antecedents.

And that's the test. A secular test with no -isms attached and here it is in summary:
a. violence;
b. sexual exploitation;
c. values contrary to those embraced on the statute books over the last century, [before that are some pretty draconian ones] ...
So if the person who entered Italy and killed that woman made it into the country already because of the lax immigration laws, then he should get due process in regular courts, as an individual and if found guilty – sent to St Helena or similar. Elba perhaps.

Or a new one. Australia already has such an island – it's in Westernport Bay but I've forgotten its name.

Plus one more thing:
d. this applies to immigrants or visitors. Natives would follow standard due process, as laid down pre-Blair.
Now of course this deportation to an island has historical horror attached to it. Transportation to Australia in the 1780s and 90s springs to mind plus Guantanamo and similar. We're actually trying to stop the government building these internment camps, not shifting them offshore but there is a difference.

We want no internment camps for any British nationals on any grounds other than a-c above and even for immigrants and visitors there should be due process, not summary arrest. We're between a rock and a hard place here.

Do nothing and put a blanket ban on the government arresting anyone at all and crims run free. Allow it for some and it's the thin edge of the wedge. But on the grounds quoted above and no others, it might work if a non-treasonable government were in power.

As long as we have a traitor to Britain currently in power in Westminster, well, nothing can really be achieved.