[political gaffs quiz] can you get all five

That gaff wasn't political though.

1. Name the gaffmeister who allegedly told British students in China: "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed."

2. Obama had meetings with the Chinese, the Russians and ...whom?

3. Name the man who said: "I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it."

4. Name the person who sent this e-mail message to the Department of Local Government, Transport and the Regions on 911, : "Today is now a very good day to get out anything we want to bury." [H/T Paul]

5. Who originally used the epithet "the longest suicide note in history" to describe Labour's 1983 election manifesto?

Answers

Phil the Greek, David Cameron, Dubya, Jo Moore, Gerald Kaufman