Well, he's mostly an illusion, like Zues, who he models himself on, but unlike Zeus, he's just power crazy.
Seeks to perpetuate his disillusion power through distorted facts and smoke and mirrors.
Uber is too heavy for him, even after donating a piece of her mind, but he loves Cherry pie, but it gives him gas, well the Cherries do, but the pastry is OK.
James, I am sorry to post like this inappropriately on your blog (please delete after you have read it).
I feel that both mine and Ubers comments were in support of you!
I have saved all the comments in this thread so they read in order because I am not happy about the stupid crap juvenile comments (about me) from anonymous.
I have saved the comments in this thread, if the comments persist (about me) I am quite happy to pass on the comments you have made about me to someone who is not quite so lenient as James.
When I woke up this morning, I saw a record 92 comments and thought something was strange for a blogger who never gets over 40 comments.
Reading down, the first thing which struck me was that it was funny. Then it went on and on and on. Suddenly it turned nasty and I've left enough comments up to get the general idea.
If you read the unabridged version [click on the link], you'll see it starts at 22:07 and ends at 02:14. That means that this man sat at his computer and left comments on my post for around four hours, commenting every few minutes.
Does that strike you as sane?
I deeply apologize to both Ubermouth and Cherry Pie but while it was going on, I was fast asleep.
Now ladies, I can either leave these up to show the readership [and it's better than anything I could have written on ] or else I'll delete them at your request. Your call, Uber and Cherie.
Once again, I apologize for his words and hereby close off this particular comments thread.
Zeus dropped a turd
ReplyDeleteThe termites are building mansions these days
ReplyDeleteQuick.
ReplyDeleteCall in the dung beetle
What a silly place to build a railway track
ReplyDeleteSheesh, they even got double yellows up to that termite mansion.
ReplyDeleteWonder if the termites are in negative equity on their mansion
ReplyDeleteIf it's a mansion, where's the circle driveway for the limo?
ReplyDeleteCan't you see they got double yellows, perhaps they park the limo round the back
ReplyDeleteIt's like a Tourettes convention in here, tonight.
ReplyDeleteTourettes convention?
ReplyDeleteThey're holding a tourettes convention in the termite mound?
But what do tourettes sufferers conference about?
ReplyDeleteThey make up bad words and practice shouting them.
ReplyDeletePerhaps they got it on the credit card down the mall.
ReplyDeleteWoolworths are saying naughty words right now down the mall.
Does Woolworths employ ubermouth?
ReplyDeleteNaw!
ReplyDeleteThe termites do.
WTF is going on in this thread?
ReplyDeleteSorry about the language...
Thread?
ReplyDeleteThread?
That's not a thread, it's double yellow line, - No Parking, - can't you see them?
Naw!
ReplyDeleteThat's not double yellos, that's gordons and ubers yellow brick road.
Aw, cummon!
ReplyDeleteGet with the theme.
it's the yellow brick road that leads to the great wizard.
But why, what does he do.
ReplyDeleteKills the termites?
ReplyDeleteInstalls broadband?
Teleconferences with tourettes suffering termites
Carries uber off to see gordon?
Eats Cherry pie?
Oh, I can't guess, you tell me.
He pulls a few levers, shouts into a microphone, vents great quantities of steam, and scares the natives shitless.
ReplyDeleteBut why?
ReplyDeleteDoes he like Cherry pie?
Is Uber heavy?
Why?
ReplyDeleteWell, he's mostly an illusion, like Zues, who he models himself on, but unlike Zeus, he's just power crazy.
Seeks to perpetuate his disillusion power through distorted facts and smoke and mirrors.
Uber is too heavy for him, even after donating a piece of her mind, but he loves Cherry pie, but it gives him gas, well the Cherries do, but the pastry is OK.
Is that all?
Can I retire now?
I would be curious to know if that is one anonymous termite loving tourettes suffer , carring on a conversation with himself, or two.
ReplyDeleteHey, gordons returned that piece of Ubers mind.
ReplyDeleteUber - I am as curious as you...
ReplyDeleteWell, on balance I would say he had to.
ReplyDeleteI mean, since he has no mind of his own, any increase has to be good.
I hope he makes good use of it.
Wonder if Uber likes cherry pie?
Does your mother know that you are still awake?
ReplyDeleteYou can't guess who this sock puppet is Cherry?
ReplyDeleteHey Uber.
ReplyDeleteGordon wants to know why you have spiders crawling round your, errr, body.
Do they tickle.
Does Cherrypie give you gas like it does gordon, or was it the termites, or was it Zeus.
Oh drat, I'm loosing Cherries thread.
Her Cherrypie, give your thread back to Anon, he's lost it.
ReplyDeleteDoes Uber think you are a sock puppet, Cherry.
You're a little sockpuppet aren't you?
ReplyDeleteBut you are up wayyyyyyyyy past your bedtime.
Do you think we don't know who you are?
ReplyDeleteHave you lost your question mark key?
Uber.
ReplyDeleteWhooa, girl.
Are you inviting my friend anon back to bed??
puleez, not in public, he's afraid of spiders, loves your cloak though.
Do you know the Count in Transylvania?
I think we should introduce gordon to the count in Transylvania.
ReplyDeleteThe are both good at sucking the life outa folks
Heyup, Cherry.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you.
You ain't going just when the party was warming up are you??????????
(That's for you Uber ;0)
Seriously Uber, what's the Transylvanian lifestyle like these days (or is it nights).
Do you suffer from crazy gordons in your world, are just crazy anons????????
James, I am sorry to post like this inappropriately on your blog (please delete after you have read it).
ReplyDeleteI feel that both mine and Ubers comments were in support of you!
I have saved all the comments in this thread so they read in order because I am not happy about the stupid crap juvenile comments (about me) from anonymous.
Oh, shucks, Anon.
ReplyDeleteYou done gone and scared off Uber and Cherry, just as we woz getting warmed up!
Guess it's back to the yellow brick road, or was it double yellows?
Time for a nice single malt, to calm the nerves, and warm the ermmm, extremities.
Hey, Anon, if you are still around.
ReplyDeleteWe wound'em up there.
Wonder what they were both so up-tight about?
Shall we do it again sometime>
Once again, sorry James.
ReplyDeleteThis comment is to the Anon/s!
I have saved the comments in this thread, if the comments persist (about me) I am quite happy to pass on the comments you have made about me to someone who is not quite so lenient as James.
It's a better excuse than leaves on the line.
ReplyDeleteKidney stones - better out than in.
ReplyDeleteWhen I woke up this morning, I saw a record 92 comments and thought something was strange for a blogger who never gets over 40 comments.
ReplyDeleteReading down, the first thing which struck me was that it was funny. Then it went on and on and on. Suddenly it turned nasty and I've left enough comments up to get the general idea.
If you read the unabridged version [click on the link], you'll see it starts at 22:07 and ends at 02:14. That means that this man sat at his computer and left comments on my post for around four hours, commenting every few minutes.
Does that strike you as sane?
I deeply apologize to both Ubermouth and Cherry Pie but while it was going on, I was fast asleep.
Now ladies, I can either leave these up to show the readership [and it's better than anything I could have written on ] or else I'll delete them at your request. Your call, Uber and Cherie.
Once again, I apologize for his words and hereby close off this particular comments thread.