A loo with a differenceWARNING: TOILET TALK AHEAD
Definition of an excursion:
Fearful and fraught foray far from a loo
Whilst not yet exactly incontinent, nevertheless, the thought of an excursion, a day trip, fills me with dread for these reasons:
1. Inaccessibility of a Little Room;
2. Inaccessibility of water;
3. Tedium and tiredness.
It would have to be a mighty interesting and well-equipped expedition which would draw the Higham from his hermit-like existence.
And you?
Mobility GTS – the only way to go
Definition of an excursion:
Fearful and fraught foray far from a loo
Whilst not yet exactly incontinent, nevertheless, the thought of an excursion, a day trip, fills me with dread for these reasons:
1. Inaccessibility of a Little Room;
2. Inaccessibility of water;
3. Tedium and tiredness.It would have to be a mighty interesting and well-equipped expedition which would draw the Higham from his hermit-like existence.
And you?
Mobility GTS – the only way to go
The cry of the male d'un certain age everywhere.
ReplyDeleteAnd some females, Welshcakes!
ReplyDeleteMy bladder rules all !
ReplyDeletePoor people! And of course it's nothing at all to do with not wanting to move from your comfort zone!
ReplyDeleteLong coach journeys can be a problem too...
ReplyDeleteBut that certainly is a loo with a view!
I had similar issues too James. I overcame my problems in the area by replacing them with a different set of neuroses!
ReplyDeleteThanks Welshcakes, JMB, Aileni, Dragonstar and Cherie but Jams advice is probably the one I'll follow here [if I can get away from the loo for long enough].
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