[winter tyres] the new aphrodisiac for feline females

Falling snow and a situation here they call ‘lyot pod snyegom’ or black ice beneath a light cover of snow is developing this evening. Whoosh – your feet go from under you, crack goes the head on the ice and then the ludicrous spectacle of slipping, sliding and trying to get up, not unlike a baby giraffe’s first steps. Not saying it’s happened to me yet this winter but it’s just a question of time.

Anyway, what I really wanted to address was this Yokohama billboard business. Could someone explain to me what a tanned, half-naked, nubile young lady with slivers of leopard skin strategically draped over her sensitive regions has to do with the Yokohama tyre she’s sprawled across and lovingly caressing with her French manicured talons? Are winter tyres a total turn on for women? I only ask for information, like.