Tuesday, October 09, 2007

[tuesday] child full of grace

Týr

The English and Scandinavian names are derived from the Nordic god Týr (Old English Tiw), with the Old High German: zîestag.

The Russian word is вторник [vtórnik], meaning "second"; that is, counting Tuesday as the second day of the week.

The Portuguese use numbers instead of pagan names and so their word for "Tuesday" is terça-feira.

Spanish: En martes, ni te cases ni te embarques [On Tuesday, neither get married nor begin a journey].

For both Greeks and Spanish-speakers, the 13th of the month is considered unlucky if it falls on Tuesday.

"Tuesday's child is full of grace."

Tuesday is the usual day for elections in the United States. Super Tuesday is the day many American states hold their presidential primary elections.

In business, particularly office work, studies have shown that Tuesday is usually the most productive day of the week.

Black Tuesday, in the United States, refers to October 29, 1929, part of the great Stock Market Crash of 1929.

And don't forget Shrove Tuesday and Mardi Gras.

Personally, I like Tuesday. Monday I work to make pleasant but Tuesday has something about it which seems more brown, forest green and "woody" to me, more rounded in form and though the timetable might not bear me out, it seems less fraught.

It used to be my soft day, when the most pleasant things happened whilst the mayhem of the working week swirled about me.

[thomas friedman] and global outsourcing


If the French can be described as passionate, surely the Americans can be described as an enthusiastic bunch, especially the middle-aged, white male who is measured by his ability to become engrossed in his work, as a team player and as a key advocate of the merits of his organization.

For example - Walmart executives.

The workforce was once composed of specialists [the guilds, the trades] and the peasantry, with the military class and aristocracy another thing again. Now we have the bourgeois "generalist", of whom I'm one of the worst types, who turns his hand to and is soon an expert, in his own eyes, in every field under the sun.

An example of the type is a NYT journalist who stumbles on a new idea and becomes its most passionate exponent, deriving his knowledge base from the people in the field who now take an interest in him, by virtue of his position.

One world of peace and prosperity [for the top 15%]

Such a man is Thomas Friedman, prophet of the new globalism, whom we are currently studying over in this republic. Best to cut straight to his take on globalism. For a start, to be interviewed by Ellen Pearlman and Dan Briody in 2005 is quite something but only fitting for a movement which powerful forces in the world see as inexorable.

In Thomas Friedman they've found a gem:

Imagine if America were the only country in the world, and there were only 100 people in America. We would have 80 knowledge workers and 20 manual laborers. And our manual laborers would be paid partly in relationship to the number of knowledge workers; that is, they're a fairly small pool.

Linking all like-minded thinkers

So the wages of those people [the manual workers] aren't going to be what the CEO makes, but they're also not going to be doing what the CEO does. Still, their wages aren't going to be flat, either, because they're going to be paid relative to the number of knowledge workers in our 100-person economy.

Now this imaginary world expands and there are two countries-America and China. China has 1,000 people, and we have a free-trade agreement with them. So now we have two countries in the world, and they are totally integrated with free trade.

We have 80 knowledge workers and 20 physical laborers. China, with its 1,000 people, also has 80 knowledge workers, but they have 920 physical laborers.

Now we're in a two-country world with a total of 160 knowledge workers and 940 physical laborers. If you're one of those knowledge workers, you're going to do fine in this world.

Destiny of the 85%

Why? Because the market for knowledge products has just expanded from 100 to 1,100. And, remember, knowledge people sell ideas and idea-based products, so they can be sold to everybody.

When you make a copy of Microsoft Word, all 1,100 people can potentially buy it. If you're working on a factory line, there's only one factory that can buy your labor, and you're now competing for that one factory job, not with 20 anymore, but with 940 people.

So what does this mean? For knowledge workers, it means this is going to be a great world. You're going to do fine. You will have to move horizontally at most. Ideally, you're going to have a lot more companies that want to buy your product, and you won't have to move at all.

The people in the 940 pool-physical laborers - they have a real problem, and there's just no getting around it. They cannot move horizontally. They have to move vertically. They have to get into the pool of knowledge workers who sell their products to the 1,100, not just to the one.

All for you

And that's why … we need to think about bringing more people up because they can't just step sideways.

So I'm not worried, frankly, about you, and I'm hopefully not worried about my kids. They're going to do fine. They're going to have a career that's very different from anything I may have ever contemplated, but they're going to do fine.

But I do worry about John and Sue who are working in the furniture factory in North Carolina. This is not a good transition for them. They have a problem.

What about the IT worker?

Oh, the IT worker, that's all a bunch of nonsense. Show me a qualified software engineer today anywhere in America who is looking for a job and can't find one. Some of them may have had to move a little horizontally. But show me one person who really has qualifications, is an IT knowledge worker, and just cannot find a job. I don't believe that.

Apostle of the brave new world

So, in Thomas' world, devotees of the new globally "outsourced" world are fine, all 15% of them and the other 85% are serfs, unable to move laterally and only able to move vertically with patronage from those already in the system.

Or to translate this into other terms, the bourgeoisie has now been effectively split, with the vast majority who were either too old, too incompetent or too unwilling to play the global game moving downwards in real terms to a state of serfdom and food vouchers - and the enthusiastic embracers of the new world taking their places on the rungs and doing whatever is necessary to stay up there.

Peace and prosperity for all North Americans

To translate this further, this 15% of devotees, of course, have masters, just as with the old guilds, and no matter how jaundiced and anti-compassion their illumined masters' world view is, they can count on the base instinct for self-preservation, ambition and acquisitiveness to prevail in the new dog-eat-dog world they've worked so tirelessly to achieve.

And that's just how our "masters" like it. Welcome to the new globalism.

Further reading, if you were able to stomach this post.

Monday, October 08, 2007

[happiness] an owl for shirl

[glances] when you least expect it

It's never expected.

Perhaps she mistakenly got the idea that you'd glanced more than once and perhaps you had but you couldn't let on to yourself that you had. So she drops the head and retreats behind her eyes to sneak a peek and you become aware she's actually staring in a non-staring way.

You try to drain your cheeks of any blood which might have inadvertently found its way over there and start the checklist - tummy, muscles, hope the face is all right - oh it's too ridiculous for words and then you stub the toe on the chair as you go to sit down.

She's convulsed with silent mirth and you sigh to yourself. Time comes to part and she goes her way but doesn't go far, organizing her jacket, hair and so on. You walk out there, matter-of-factly and ask if anyone in the general area can change a fifty.

She can't so you make a dry remark and it comes across as a witticism but you only realize this once it's all over.

Nonchalant spring in the step

Now there're absolutely no more constructed situations either can devise so it's a matter-of-fact farewell and you curse as she walks away and you skip across the road through three lanes of traffic and give a quick glance back over there, just as she also does.

With a newly found spring in the step, you'd whistle if you could but you can't so you don't.

So you go home and inflict it on your readership.

[monday quiz] get ten - be over the moon

Nice little quiz for those with a few minutes lunch break today:

1. Which weather phenomenon translates from the Spanish for 'little boy'.

2. Ambassador to the Court of Saint James is the official title for Ambassadors of which country?

3. Which castle is on the island of Anglesey?

4. Which N. African seaport's name is Spanish for white house?

5. Which is the only vowel on a standard keyboard that is not on the top line of letters?

6. Globe and Jerusalem are types of what kind of vegetable?

7. How many people take part in the dance of a quadrille?

8. Rather than a hatter, what is the proper name for a maker of hats?

9. Which leader said during World War I, "Drink is doing us more damage than all the German submarines put together?"

10. If a dish is a la Florentine, which ingredient is it assumed to have?

Answers are here.

[monday, monday] can't trust that day


It's Weather Market Monday

As you know, Monday comes from Mani (Old English Mona), the Germanic Moon god. Similarly, the names in Latin-based languages such as the Italian name (Lunedi), the French name (lundi), the Spanish name (Lunes), and the Romanian name (Luni) come from the Latin name for Moon, luna.

The Russian word, eschewing pagan names, is понедельник (poniediélnik), meaning "after Sunday." The Hindi word for Monday is Somvar, with Som being the Sanskrit name for the moon. The Japanese word for Monday is getsuyōbi (月曜日) which means day of the moon.

Part of the Monday Club's agenda stresses support for what it claims are "traditional Conservative values", including "resistance to 'political correctness'". Most traditionalists who left or lapsed after 1992 have been refused re-entry to the Club and even to its occasional meetings. The current club chairman is Lord Sudeley.

Black Monday is the name given to Monday, October 19, 1987, when the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) dropped dramatically, and on which similar enormous drops occurred across the world.

Every other day, every other day, every other day of the week is fine, yeah; but whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes you'll find me cryin' all of the time. [Mamas and the Papas]

Personally, I'd like to see the negative aspects of the day reversed and that's why my nicest clients and nicest girls are in the second half of Monday, leaving the first half for all those jobs we promise ourselves we'll do but never do. That's why I call it "Do Day". It's a day I do, at my own pace.

Have a lovely Monday.