Very angry.
Let me steal from this brilliant piece by Jim Schembri, on public transport, and say:
"not fly-off-the-handle angry. This is focused, laser-guided angry - we are reasonable people pushed to that point of sheer exasperation which only the inefficiencies of our wretched, run-down, asinine, political system can push us."
It's a double-whammy, a double insult.
Now it looks like our friends in Brussels have their overly litigious eyes on our doorways and expect those of us, who at the end of a hard day defending the innocent (or, indeed, the guilty) will have to go even further afield [for a fag].
Soon enough, we will have to stand in the middle of the street with a sign saying 'I will stub this fag out on my face if a non-smoker comes anywhere near me' hung around our necks.
As if that wasn't enough, on cue, RS's Google ads at the top of his sidebar launched into this:
Unique accurate method of catching smokers in the act of lighting up
They're seriously advertising technology to help you turn in a work colleague or friend for something he or she dearly needs at that point in time? What the f--k is this world coming to? Honestly!
You know what? I'm going to take up smoking. Yes I am.
I'm going to fly over to
I'm angry!
UPDATE: Mutleythedog has just inspired me:
SMOKING IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
TAKE UP SMOKING - ITS COOL AND MAKES YOU LOOK MANLY*!
I DEMAND MY RIGHT TO COUGH AND SPLUTTER TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
Now come on over and arrest me! Illegal, my a-se, you non-comps!
*Apologies to the ladies for the unreconstructed non-inclusion there.