Wednesday, March 29, 2023

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Breeds?
  1. Sometimes known as metzgerhund and were used as butchers’ dogs. 
  2. Modern breeding/training has reduced aggression to other than targets.
  3. Originally a herding dog (1899), learns quickly, intelligent.
  4. Name changed from Englische Dogge 1878 (heartbreak breed).
  5. Large dog developed by GA Graham for Ireland.
  6. Known for dogfighting, highest bite rate in America, the lovable lugs.

7 comments:

  1. The rottie. Rottwieler.
    Police dog?
    The blue heeler?
    Great Dane.
    Irish wolfhound.
    Dog fighter? Ah dinnae ken. And Ah dinnae want tae.

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  2. 6 Pitbull
    3 German Shepherd
    2 Dobermann

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  3. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young. we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?"

    Border Collie: "Just one, Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

    Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid light!"

    Rottweiler: "Make me..."

    Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark."

    Labrador: "Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeze let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze please please please!"

    German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any. and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation."

    Jack Russel: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."

    Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry but I don't see any light bulb."

    Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? We don't need light to pee on the carpet."

    Pointer: "I see it! There it is! Right there!"

    Greyhound: "It's not moving so I don't care."

    Australian Shepherd: "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..."

    Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

    Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs, People do that. So the real question is, how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage?"

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