3. DAD
Plenty in the news today; here are three snippets.
a. I know that it is the 'Mail', but...
German police use Covid-tracking data to hunt down witnesses to man's death by tracking restaurant customers' movements through vaccine passports
(Bizarrely that video that was being promoted on the site was......."I Spy")
b. Your "Wonderful" NHS.......
Britain’s socialised National Health Service refused to provide treatment to Susan Sullivan, 56, who had Down syndrome, citing her disability as grounds to deny her the medical treatment she needed, which resulted in her subsequent death, it is claimed in a Sky News report.
https://www.breitbart.com/
c. One of America’s largest newspapers (USA Today) has deleted a social media discussion of pedophilia after stirring outrage by claiming growing scientific consensus that sexual attraction to children is “determined in the womb.”
https://www.rt.com/news/
2. Now Ripper
... obvious next question is can you access that article on boiling eggs? If not, worry not, if so, there's a grateful lady here.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
f. GOP Senator and Medical Doctor Confronts Dr Fauci Over Project Veritas’ Exposé — Fauci Meltdown! (Video)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
g. House GOP Oversight Members Release Emails of Fauci and NIH Officials Concealing Information on Wuhan Lab Leak Theory from the American Public
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
h. Twitter Bans Project Veritas Operative As Fauci is Being Grilled by Senators About Newly Released Military Documents
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
1. Steve
a. Maricopa County:
New Footage from We the People Arizona Alliance Shows Maricopa County Elections Workers Removing Mail-In Ballot Envelopes From Trash and Shoving Them in Drawers VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
b. Arizona State Senator Sonny Borrelli: “I Spoke To The Investigators – Would I Vote To Reclaim The Electors? Absolutely.” (VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
c. Despite Pennsylvania 2020 Election Investigation Being Delayed and Challenged by the Democrats, RINOs and Dominion, Investigators Hope to Begin Work This Wednesday
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
d. J6:
“Was Ray Epps A Fed?” – ‘I Can’t Answer That’: FBI Asst. Director Refuses To Answer Any of Ted Cruz’s Questions About Jan 6 in Fiery Exchange on Capitol Hill – (Video)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
New Footage from We the People Arizona Alliance Shows Maricopa County Elections Workers Removing Mail-In Ballot Envelopes From Trash and Shoving Them in Drawers VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
b. Arizona State Senator Sonny Borrelli: “I Spoke To The Investigators – Would I Vote To Reclaim The Electors? Absolutely.” (VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
c. Despite Pennsylvania 2020 Election Investigation Being Delayed and Challenged by the Democrats, RINOs and Dominion, Investigators Hope to Begin Work This Wednesday
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
d. J6:
“Was Ray Epps A Fed?” – ‘I Can’t Answer That’: FBI Asst. Director Refuses To Answer Any of Ted Cruz’s Questions About Jan 6 in Fiery Exchange on Capitol Hill – (Video)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
e. Senator Rand Paul Rips into Serial Liar Dr Tony Fauci and He Hates Every Minute Of It (VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
f. GOP Senator and Medical Doctor Confronts Dr Fauci Over Project Veritas’ Exposé — Fauci Meltdown! (Video)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
g. House GOP Oversight Members Release Emails of Fauci and NIH Officials Concealing Information on Wuhan Lab Leak Theory from the American Public
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
h. Twitter Bans Project Veritas Operative As Fauci is Being Grilled by Senators About Newly Released Military Documents
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
i. “Premeditated Manslaughter of Millions of People Coordinated at the Highest Levels” – Naomi Wolf and Dr Malone Respond to Project Veritas Bombshell (VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
j. Dr Scott Atlas: Two-Thirds of COVID Deaths Had At Least Six Co-Morbidities (VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
k. Research Study Funded by Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Confirms the Safety of Continuous Administration of Ivermectin
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
j. Dr Scott Atlas: Two-Thirds of COVID Deaths Had At Least Six Co-Morbidities (VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
k. Research Study Funded by Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Confirms the Safety of Continuous Administration of Ivermectin
https://www.thegatewaypundit.
Also:
2 - Sorry James but cannot find it - it wasn't an article but a comment, so it was written on the spot. Have gone back on the other site to 02/2020 and there are just too many posts forward from there to the beginning of the Admin pages. I wrote it in this style (Toodles may find this just as funny).
ReplyDeleteHOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
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1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm
as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either
side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while
holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.
Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from under chair. Cradle cat
in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take a new pill from foil wrap. Cradle cat in left arm holding
rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill
to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top
of wardrobe. Call spouse in from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between the knees. Holding
front and rear paws, ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse
to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler
into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make a note to buy a new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully
sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set aside for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with it's head
just visible from beneath spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking
straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.
9. Check label to make sure that pill is not harmful to humans. Drink
glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm
and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10.Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in
cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force
mouth open with spoon, flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply
cold compress to cheek and check records for last tetanus shot.
throw t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call the fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid
cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly
to leg of dining room table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from garage.
Force cat's mouth open with small trowel. Push pill into mouth followed}
by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint
of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room. Sit quietly
while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes pill remnants
from right eye. Stop by furniture store on the way home to order
a new table.
15. Arrange for vet to make housecall.
HOW TO GIVE YOUR DOG A PILL
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1. Wrap the pill in bacon and give to dog.
Toodles~
ReplyDeleteGood effort with the Cat/Pill read, Ripper. Much appreciated. It did tickle my funny bone and evoke giggles especially having experience with cat behavior...and dogs too!
Still something just got to my funnier bone with your, How to Boil an Egg comment. For whatever reason it really hit me. I think it was truer to life for me in a horrible and funny sort of way.
It was during a stressful time for us all the world over that it was written;thinking Autumn of 2020. Moreover, personally that was an extremely stressfull and crazy time. Your egg comment influnced by Cat/Pill as you claim had more impact on me than you know. The laughter was an elixir. I read it and savoured more than once because through oral interpretation by me Cuddles and my children were audiences to your 'laughter is the best medicine' comment.
PS. Lowering an egg into boiling water does make it easier to peel once cooked...unless it explodes! Thanks for that too!
Well what can I say? I'm blown away by your comment and feel pleased with myself to have made at least one person's day. Unfortunately my egg boiling expertise was written off the top of my head whilst commenting so I have no way of retrieving it for you.
DeleteIn real life I have to keep my sense of humour on a leash, not everyone appreciates my complete lack of tact or political correctness. Added to that, I have an involuntary poker face which convinces some people that I'm serious. That is great for face to face joking as I can tell a short story applied to myself which attracts the attention of my work mates, then at the end I drop such a ridiculous punch line that by the time they realise I'm joking they are falling about laughing. Example:
Me: "Hey, the young couple next door to me have just made a raunchy sex tape"
Work mate, believing every word: "Oh wow! Really?"
Me: "Of course they don't know that yet."
The egg boiling post, you could say is true to my antics in the kitchen. Working 12 hour night shifts and living in what one could term a building site, with a partially functioning cooker, if it can't be cooked within 20 minutes its off the menu. My daughter sends food down which only needs reheating, the rest of the time I tend to live on the likes of beans on toast or the chip shop. I never did learn to cook properly. Years ago I made a cheese cake and found that I needed a food mixer which I did not have, so I sterilized a brand new paint stirrer and used my cordless drill. The kids and their mother said it was the best ever. Of course that was the second attempt - the first broke the bowl and covered the kitchen in cheese cake mix. The dog thought it had died and gone to heaven.
And don't get me going on my apprentice days. I was a walking disaster area. Among other things, I once succeeded in blowing out all the office windows (3 floors) with a dustbin.