This evening's poll is a bit different. Below are ten questions and you are asked to list them in the categories questions men would probably ask and questions women would be likely to ask.
1. Why are you being so dramatic?
2. What are you thinking? (Usually asked in bed...)
3. Can we still be friends?
4. Did you feel the earth move?
5. How many relationships have you had?
6. Would you still love me if my six pack became a keg?
7. Do you think I'm slim?
8. Haven't you listened to anything I've told you?
9. Why do you always ask if I left the seat up?
10. Where do you think we're going [meaning the relationship]?
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Time to get a case.
Well, I can tell you I have never asked any of those questions.
ReplyDelete1&6 guy and that's it
ReplyDeleteMad Piper - do you have the bottle opener?
ReplyDeleteUber - not ever?
M'lud - not 9?
1. Why are you being so dramatic?
ReplyDeleteBLOKE - CAUGHT POKING HER SISTER.
2. What are you thinking? (Usually asked in bed...)
BLOKE - THINKING SHE MIGHT SUSPECT HE'S POKING HER SISTER.
3. Can we still be friends?
BLOKE - KEEPING HIS OPTIONS OPEN.
4. Did you feel the earth move?
BLOKE - FEELING GUILTY ABOUT POKING HER SISTER.
5. How many relationships have you had?
BLOKE - TRYING TO RAISE THE TOPIC OF POKING HER SISTER.
6. Would you still love me if my six pack became a keg?
BLOKE - HAS ALREADY ASKED HER SISTER THIS QUESTION... LOOKING FOR THE BEST RESPONSE.
7. Do you think I'm slim?
FEMALE - CHECKING IF HE THINKS THAT SHE'S THINNER THAN HER SISTER.
8. Haven't you listened to anything I've told you?
FEMALE - TALKING TO BLOKE EYEING UP THE AU PAIR
9. Why do you always ask if I left the seat up?
BLOKE - TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM HIM SQUEEZING TOOTHPASTE TUBE IN MIDDLE.
10. Where do you think we're going [meaning the relationship]?
FEMALE - ASKING A QUESTION SHE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO.
No one in their right freaking mind would utter #9 James
ReplyDeleteOnly q9 would be asked by a man, and only because he's too stupid to realise that the reason women complain about the seat is that they are too lazy to lower it themselves and expect, as always, a man to do it for them. Ask yourself when you last saw a women lower the lid and you'll see my point (I'm aware that all of your many women readers always lower the lid after shifting their bums - which do not look at all fat in 'this' - from the seat they have managed to browbeat their victim of choice into lowering on their behalf).
ReplyDeleteWimp! How about "Oh shit! It's your birthday today, isn't it?"
ReplyDelete1 - women 2 - women 3,4,5 - men 6 pardon? 7- women 8 - women 9 - men 10 - women.
ReplyDeleteMy question is always "Can we have radio 4 on?" which doesn't seem to go down very well in some circumstances!
1 - women 2 - women 3,4,5 - men 6 pardon? 7- women 8 - women 9 - men 10 - women.
ReplyDeleteMy question is always "Can we have radio 4 on?" which doesn't seem to go down very well in some circumstances!
Reading HH's comment reminded me. Tht question "Can we still be friends?" is so bloody typical!
Sorry - the second one was supposed to replace the first one. Take the first one off, James.
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