[kernow] exciting new life for young people

Fine, fine, 20 000 Cornish men, tell you what we'll do - let us help you out. We'll grant you immediate independence, build a no go zone between two twenty foot high walls along the Tamar and patrol the coast north and south to ensure no illegal Cornish immigrants get into England by sea or vice versa. There'll be a two month period of grace, during which people can decide which side of the Tamar they'd like to live on and then the border will be sealed up.

You can then enjoy your independence and trade your tin and fish with Bretagne and Wales. You'll have to forget tourism though because no one's coming through that wall. So those double lanes of English and foreign cars will no longer enter your sacred land - we'll respect the land of your forefathers, protect you from the trampling tourists and wish you all the best for the next 100 years.

When would you like to start?
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