While misanthropes express a general dislike for humanity on the whole, they can have normal relationships with specific individuals. Curmudgeons are hard to distinguish from misanthropes.
Test your curmudgeonliness level below. Score 4 for "that's me all right", 2 for "in some respects" and 0 for "nope, that ain't me":
1 don't hate mankind [or women], just mankind's absurdities;
2 hide their vulnerability and niceness beneath a crust of misanthropy;
3 attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment;
4 not being equipped with a serviceable denial mechanism, have astute perception and sly wit;
5 are mockers and debunkers;
6 can't compromise their standards;
7 can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness;
8 have an almost allergic reaction to injustice;
9 are sensitive to life's countless insults;
10 are classic outsiders;
11 instinctively distrust conventional wisdom and challenge authority;
12 are proudly and aggressively out of touch with pop culture or technology;
13 harbour no illusions;
14 think clearly;
15 howl against clichés, prizing originality;
16 use their brains without sentiment;
17 have a very low boiling point;
18 can't stand how consistently people refuse to face facts about issues;
19 try to have a sense of hope but are surrounded by people who are trying to take the wind out of their sails;
20 detest political correctness — the denying or softening of obvious truths in the interest of good will and harmony;
21 as they get older, sometimes actually mellow;
22 expect the worst, but keep on playing;
24 often live alone;
25 often do well one-on-one, if the other has intelligence.
[Jon Winokur, from whose unnecessarily wordy text I lifted this material, is the author of various books on curmudgeonry, including the bestselling Portable Curmudgeon (Penguin) and the recently published Traveling Curmudgeon (Sasquatch Books). He lives in
To this, I would add that one would be almost frightened to come near a curmudgeon for fear of offending him.
Actually, nothing could be further from the truth - if you were concerned enough to care about such a thing, he'd love your company, he really would. Deep down he's a kindly soul and he'd make you as comfortable as possible and pour hospitality upon you as best he could.
His own inability to be effusive like others feels like a straightjacket to him. He'd really, really like, if only he could. But he can't. As I always say:
"I would if I could but I can't, so I won't."
The doyen of American curmudgeonry [right], H.L.Mencken
James, I got 60 whatever that means.
ReplyDeleteIt means you're only a trainee curmudgeon as yet, Bag. Still a bit of niceness to squeeze out of you yet.
ReplyDeleteCan't be much more to go. Perhaps after Brown has being going for his 100 days.
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