Organisers of the Miss Universe pageant have confirmed that they are "evaluating the behavioural and personal issues" of Miss USA, 20-year-old Tara Conner. Conner, who was crowned in April, has been the subject of negative media reports following a spate of incidents that are being euphemistically referred to as "inappropriate behaviour".The former Miss Kentucky is believed to have a drinking problem, despite being below the legal drinking age in the US. Following intense speculation, the Miss Universe and Miss USA organisation, which is owned by Donald Trump, was forced to release a statement denying the beauty queen had been dethroned.
" Mr Trump will make a determination and announcement within the coming week," the statement read.
Questions:
1] What has a drinking problem to do with being Miss Universe?
2] What qualifications must Miss Universe have anyway? What sort of ideal is being sought and in whose eyes?
3] Why is under 21 drinking a problem when 14 year olds are regularly having sex and doing drugs?
4] Who would want anything to do with the arch-sleaze Trump in the first place in a ‘competition’ which is really about which young filly he’d like to bed?
5] Does the lady in the picture actually do anything to your blood pressure or does she appear more like a bimbo?
6] Are bimbos what men actually want – women who will docilely follow them wherever they wish? The Barbies of the world?
7] Does any of it matter?
Can you think of any other questions I forgot here?
8 Is this yet another unwarrented boost to the already overweight Trump ego?
ReplyDeleteApart from that I think you've got it in one.
9. What kind of crazy world do we live in, when very beautiful girls getting pissed is somehow considered "inappopriate"?
ReplyDeleteThis madness must end. Buy the lady a long vodka, garcon, and tell her it's from the overweight, lightly perspiring Greek gentleman at the bar.
She'd swoon, Mr. E.
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