[louise veronica ciccone] the battle for moronic supremacy

Follow her advice – tell no one.

It’s usually against my principles to write about Madonna but this one takes the biscuit: "If you haven't heard of [my book] by now, then you are either: a] living under a rock, b] living on the moon, c] away with the fairies. I am happy to clue you in to what the rest of the world already knows." Yet no matter how much sympathy she generates over the adoption saga, this passage about her own writing surely ranks among the most self-serving, self-satisfied and downright smug introductions to any book in recent memory. That’s all I wish to quote about the arcane Kabbalist who recently said she didn’t want to be a mother anyway. Try not to buy anything of hers whatsoever.