[libertarians] 2nd rate, incestuous sycophants who enjoy a whisky

Councillor Terry Kelly writes about Freedom and Whisky: I was told that some guy had written about me on his blog in a very uncomplimentary way, this complete eejit [David Ferrens from memory] writes very well which makes him even more sinister because he's a barking far right nutter. He uses Burns's phrase "whiskey & freedom gang the gither" as his title which I'm sure would have the second rate old Ayrshire plagiarist spinning in his grave, his views however and the views of the incestuous sycophants who write to him are capable of making your skin crawl. [It gets better.]

David Farrer replies: One of the useful things that this "complete eejit" learned at school in the county of Robert Burns (a "second rate old Ayrshire plagiarist") was that our national drink is whisky, not whiskey. [Further on] … Councillor Kelly describes folk like me as "libertarians of the right". I really don't know what he means. The traditional left/right political spectrum was intellectually demolished years ago. The issue is: are you a libertarian or an authoritarian? I'm a libertarian. [Entertaining.]