Tuesday, October 10, 2006

[james bond] politically incorrect internal memo

Quite revealing little snippet: Eon went looking for a younger replacement and several successful actors were ruled out, according to a leaked Eon memo, which stated that Eric Bana was “not handsome enough”, Hugh Jackman “too fey”, Colin Farrell “too sleazy”, and Ewan McGregor “too short”. Now that last is not politically correct. Shouldn't that be: ‘libidonously challenged’, ‘not of this world’, ‘non-elevated’ and the already established ‘vertically challenged’? Just so they wouldn’t feel sad?

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