A 95-year-old man has been arrested in England during a crackdown on kerb-crawlers. Police detained the pensioner after he picked up a prostitute in Bournemouth, Dorset, but he was let off with a warning because of his age. Isn't that wonderful - you can raise hell if you're of a certain age and people just say 'the son of a gun'. It's like the crazed motorized wheelchair riders of London terrorizing the local populace, their vehicles decked out in Formula 1 livery. When one gets over the hill and can dimly see the River Styx in the distance, this sort of story is heartwarming, I can tell you. Sunday, September 24, 2006
[ladies of the night] 95 year old man arrested
A 95-year-old man has been arrested in England during a crackdown on kerb-crawlers. Police detained the pensioner after he picked up a prostitute in Bournemouth, Dorset, but he was let off with a warning because of his age. Isn't that wonderful - you can raise hell if you're of a certain age and people just say 'the son of a gun'. It's like the crazed motorized wheelchair riders of London terrorizing the local populace, their vehicles decked out in Formula 1 livery. When one gets over the hill and can dimly see the River Styx in the distance, this sort of story is heartwarming, I can tell you. 
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I agree totally.
ReplyDelete95 years old and he was still able and willing...and practicing (suffering no erectile dysfunction!) Curb-crawler Extraordinaie.
Knighthood I say before he perishes...or recieves that citation from Her Majesty for turning in a century of Performance. If you were Her Majesty, would you dress for the occasion or be well-armed?