Sunday, October 28, 2007

[chip dumped] military romanian takes over

There's been a coup de dale over at the Chipster's. It seems his piece of fluff ... sorry ... his 64 year old military, tank loving girlfriend, hs taken over his blog - could this be the start of a revolution or will they kiss and make up?

Personally, I feel we need some more photos, just to make sure like that she is all woman.

9 comments:

Ian Appleby said...

And the tattoo, of course, James, don't forget the tattoo.

Gabby said...

You dare say Gabby not all woman? I all woman except for one hip I broke in parachute training accident in Romania. We don't have good quality parachutes in Romania.

And what about tattoos? That man Ian know about my tattoo? I have only one tattoo and that of man I don't know. But Chippy made me have it when he won some blogging award and I don't see what he look like. My sister tell me it is of tall man standing on bridge. If I ever catch him, I show him tattoo and how I can make him smoke cigarette or blow fire out of his mouth.

Gabby go now and Chippy not coming back in. Not Chip Dale's Diary. Now Gabby's Arm Dump. You are lovely men. My sister says she likes man in orange shirt.

Love. Gabby. xxx

Sir James Curmudgeon said...

Ian, just what have you been up to, young man? How do you know about the young lady's tattoo? Incidentally, where is it on her?

Shades said...

Tall man standing on Bridge? Could it be Tom Paine at the helm of the Limoncello?

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I'll leave you gentlemen to your fun...

Ian Appleby said...

James, according to Welshcakes I'm a gentleman, and so I'm afraid I can divulge nothing further.

Gabby, please be so kind to tell your sister I in fact have several orange shirts... I hope Romanian hips are sturdier than their parachutes.

Gabby said...

Mrs. Welshcakes, I no gentleman. What you saying? Can't you see lovely Gabby in photo is sexy lady.

Mr. Shades, I don't know who man is. Chippy won award from Blogpower people and he asked me to put Hindenberg man's picture on Gabby. Tall man, leaning against railing, river in background. He's wearing baseball hat.

Ian, I told you. My hips is made of Russian iron. Gabby's sister injured hip in hokey cokey accident. Got hips built in Bulgaria. Non magnetic. Very good.

Sir James Curmudgeon said...

But why "touch my bum", Gabby - did your mother put you both up to that? And what about that candlelit dinner your promised?

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I didn't mean YOU, Gabby! I meant all these little boys here.