The task
There are ten quotes here. Five people spoke or wrote all ten, two each. Try to match them:
1 I like a man who grins when he fights.
2 You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone.
3 I am not young enough to know everything.
4 America is the land of the second chance - and when the gates of the prison open, the path ahead should lead to a better life.
5 Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
6 Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
7 I’ve spent a lot of time searching through the Bible . . . for loopholes.
8 A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
9 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
The authors
a] Groucho Marx, b] WC Fields, c] Winston Churchill, d] Oscar Wilde, e] George Bush Jnr
The answers
1c, 2e, 3d, 4e, 5b, 6a, 7b, 8d, 9a, 10c