[apology] really so very sorry … no, really

... the next person who apologizes for absolutely anything or who denies the holocaust, that the grass is green or that the ice is melting, the next person who dares to call a spade an inclined, long-handled digging tool or who calls the eu a philanthropic society dedicated to the welfare of its citizens or who spells 'lose' as 'loose' when meaning 'not to be able to find', the next person whose ringtones are greater than 20 decibels or who writes 'everyone must have their way' instead of 'his or her way' or who seriously entertains the idea that angelina jolie or paris hilton are good role models, the next person who rabbits on about carbon trading or who quotes polly pendant or who wants to bed michelle malkin or who refuses to use capitals in his posts … oops …

[president] which lady would win

The question asked, ‘Imagine that these were the only candidates [for President] - whom would you vote for?’ Results [28] were:

Condoleezza Rice.......14%
Hillary Clinton..............14%
Segolene Royal..........43%
Paris Hilton..................29%