1. How do mermaids procreate?
2. Why do people keep returning to the fridge, hoping something new will be there to eat?
3. Where do lost tennis balls really go?
4. Why is the alphabet in that order?
5. How do you connect all nine dots in a square grid, using four straight lines only and never taking the pencil off the paper until it's done?
James,
ReplyDeleteI was talking with a friend about No.4 yesterday.
Are you listening via my computer?
ST(tinfoilhat)B.
No.3 they get eaten by monsters didn't you know that?
ReplyDeleteA can inform you that Mermaids do not procreate, they spawn... its a half-full half empty kinda thing: you presume Mermaids are half human, i say they're half fish.
ReplyDeleteNo.4: If it were in another order it may well have been called the Betalph.
ReplyDeleteSTB - yes, I have a line into your PC.
ReplyDeleteCherie - ah, is that the reason?
Pisces - half fish, eh?
Gammazed?
The solution to question 5 is the source of that cringe-inducing cliche "thinking outside the box". Extend a line beyond the perimeter before bringing it back through another dot.
ReplyDeleteYes, Gallimaufry - this expression is not only cringeworthy but deserves immediate bricks through the window.
ReplyDeletevery profound questions and thought provoking as well....
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