Mouse: (to camera) it's a PLASTIC cat - you don't think I'm THAT stupid do you?
cat to mouse... hello dinner :-)
Cat-'You're f*** now!'Mouse- *whistles* 'Fido!!!!!!! Sick 'em!!!!'
Don't worry I don't bite!!!
Cat to mouse;"We've had a little trouble with the banks see, us cats, and me and the other cats thought that, like, you could help out a bit, what with you needing us for...well, stuff and the protection we provide to you and yours, and for the children and all.You know, just this once? Maybe a whisker or two...And, hey, why not pop round at the weekend for dinner?Say about six-thirty? Dinner for seven?"
"This is a global problem".
Mouse : "If a black man can become president of the United States anything is possible"Cat : "I'm still going to eat you"The Moral : "Change you'd have to be simple-minded to believe in"
Mouse: "Flippin' 'eck! Your breath stinks!"
A last request hmmm... How about "Ten million green bottles?"
O/T, O/T, BUT IMPORTANT.Picking up rumours of an enforced "Bank Holiday" in the UK.Banks shut, hole-in-the-wall,- closed.Something going down with the banks.Darling has canceled his trip to Davos, so have some other ministers.The rumours could be wrong, but the source, Jesse, is usually good, but no harm protecting yourselves.The announcement must be made at a weekend when banks are shut, to prevent an immediate run on the banks.End of Message. No debate.Hope rumours are wrong.
One false move pussy cat!
JPT, Sally, Uber, Cherie, NNWer, Hookie, Wolfie, Beaman, Jams - love them.Anon - thanks again.
Rob, you put your comment as I put mine. Thanks.
Mouse to cat - 'You talkin' to me?'I once saw our local hoodie squirrel contemplate having a go at a cat in our back garden, and I have seen it square up to a bird.
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