[pc carol 4] for the winter solstice season

Mythical deity-like Figure Rest you Merry Gentlemen and Ladies, Boys, Girls and Small Furry Animals, not excluding other Creatures of all Shapes and Sizes, Capitalized and non-capitalized; also not exclusively Mammalian and in no particular order

Now to the asserted yet unsubstantiated authority figure in an alleged and unproven region of the cosmos, sing praises,

All you within these non-denominational, all-inclusive, supportive and non-discriminatory places,

And with true love and brotherhood and sisterhood, irrespective of sexual orientation or colour, celebrating the joy of multiculturalism,

Each other now embrace in an entirely platonic and non sexually harassing way, devoid of sexism, ageism, disabilitism or any other -ism;

This holy [in the sense of it being of personal spiritual delusion only] tide of the holiday around the 25th of December - the one we've now defaced:

O tidings of comfort and joy,

Comfort and joy,

O tidings of comfort and joy

Under no circumstances are the following lyrics to be sung, failure to observe this stipulation possibly resulting in prosecution, seizure and confiscation of any or all winter holiday gifts you may erroneously have pre-purchased:

Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of Christmas
All other doth deface.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy