Calvin Klein* have released new uniforms for the pollies and the senior bankers to more accurately reflect their level of competence and allow the general public to see one coming.
On the left, a white suit symbolizes the pollies' preferred image but the black tie and shoes symbolize their hearts and level of competence.
On the right, this remarkable suit will now enable you to recognize a banker approaching a decision and allows you to intervene before he does any more damage.
Calvin Klein are confident the uniforms will catch on with the general public, if not the wearers themselves.
* Disclaimer: Calvin Klein wish it to be known that they have released nothing of the kind.
On the left, a white suit symbolizes the pollies' preferred image but the black tie and shoes symbolize their hearts and level of competence.
On the right, this remarkable suit will now enable you to recognize a banker approaching a decision and allows you to intervene before he does any more damage.
Calvin Klein are confident the uniforms will catch on with the general public, if not the wearers themselves.
* Disclaimer: Calvin Klein wish it to be known that they have released nothing of the kind.
Love the banker one! I must show my bank manager [who lives in the flat above!]
ReplyDeleteDo they do Tartan one's for Scotsmen. Love that pink one.
ReplyDeletePair of wufters.
ReplyDeleteThe French clearly see these things differently. :)
ReplyDeleteThe one on the right looks like he's dressed up for hunting season around here.
ReplyDeletePrimed and ready.
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