Bag draws our attention to the shocking news that there is a criminal subculture in prisons. Bag adds:
I'm sure the next expose we will be reading about is the Immigration Office explaining how all these immigrants are from a different culture from us in the UK. Catholics are religious and politicians are liars. I know. It's hard to believe isn't it?
Well, yes, it is hard to believe but here is one even harder to believe - in this home where I am currently ensconced due to the kindness of St. Welshcakes, you might think I'm the only bloke. Not a bit of it. Here is the household in order of precedence:
* Simone Welshcakes de Beauvoir
* Welshcakes
* Uncle James
* Mr. Tyry [the tractor tyre Simi comes to grips with every afternoon when the neighbourhood dogs go into hysterics]
* Mr. Bony Squeak [has to be seen to be believed but most effective]
* Mr. Dumby-Bell [occasionally I fill in, in this role]
* Mr. Pully-Toy [no comment]
* Mr. Stringy [let's not get tangled up in this]
* Mr. Tuggy [no comment again]
I have to report that Simone Welshcakes de Beauvoir is the first to greet me in the morning, followed by Welshcakes in a more subdued manner.
In other news, Obama's gay Muslim character assassinators are hard at it and Cherie is reaching for the stars.
Finally, Harry Haddock says goodbye to Britain's trees [courtesy of The Englishman].
Finally finally - Kate's had her wheelie bin stolen.
On the way to a meeting in Birmingham today one of my colleagues pointed out that one of the shops was selling Obama T shirts already.
ReplyDeleteWell that is not a good order you know. It should be Welshcakes, Miss Simi, James etc.
ReplyDeleteIt took me and Miss Cleo two courses at dog obedience to move her from no 1 in our house. Finally after a lot of effort it was JMB, Miss Cleo and the "old scientist". These alpha female dogs are hell to deal with.
I think you are very lucky to be above the toys, you must have lots of charisma.
Ah dogs, how I miss my lovely Miss Cleo.
I can just imagine you carrying Simi around in that harness.
ReplyDeleteSimi is most flattered and so are her toys, Uncle James!
ReplyDeleteExcellent post and totally thrilled that i made your finally ;-)
ReplyDeleteLove the harness idea.
If I put the cat in that it would put my back out, he is now up to 31 lbs, not to mention that if another cat walked by he would rip me and the carrier to shreds ;-)
ReplyDeleteHope your back is better.
I covered the post about there being a criminal subculture in prison. Even I was shocked to hear this. LOL.
ReplyDeleteI did rather think it was like saying water is wet.
Thank you for those comments, folks.
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