Away ye gay blogosphere, ye gardens of roses;
In you let the minions of Mad Blogger rove;
Restore me my blog where the published piece reposes:
To distraction, not just me, Mad Blogger drove.
Yet US and UK, dear are thy readers;
Within their fine minds, thoughts unfettered breeze;
Tho' cataracts foam, 'stead of smooth flowing fountains,
We sigh for the day we can republish with ease.