Mrs Root does this rendering me redundant, my chief input and main skills being digging and weeding. She also does moon planting. Now I don't know if this works and I have to hold a crucifix to her forehead every evening to expel the evil spirits from her but the results are undoubtedly impressive.
Mrs Root does this rendering me redundant, my chief input and main skills being digging and weeding. She also does moon planting. Now I don't know if this works and I have to hold a crucifix to her forehead every evening to expel the evil spirits from her but the results are undoubtedly impressive.
ReplyDeleteThe moon planting sounds fascinating - does she do it whilst walking backwards in a Michael Jackson way?
DeleteIf I tried that I would soon be face planting.
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