The harpischord strikes back
Plus a few other instruments. Have no fear, piano will soon return with Chopin.
Crossing the Water
Right from the start, I thought what on earth is this all about? The main character is as obnoxious as I can be but that's nothing compared to the others. It was only later, reflecting, that I saw just how good it had been and there's a quite risque bit where he coaxes his ex-wife out onto a balcony by mimicking her noises when she is, so to speak, in full romantic flight. That joke is reprised right at the end.
Bank and Monument
For those requiring the cacophony of hard rock
… of a Sunday morn, Ripper provides: