Removed for now.
13. I don't trust the bstds one little bit
- Boris Johnson has vowed to introduce a 'lifetime skills guarantee' to help people upgrade qualifications
- The radical plan is among a range of 'levelling up' measures in the government's legislative programme
- Asylum overhaul, planning reforms and total ban on online junk food adverts also in the government package
12. A cautionary tale
It's domestic day, when the jobs get done. So there I was, flinging bits of food from A to B, all over the place, then went to start the vacuuming.
Came to the sink to wash up the cooking things, usually wear boat shoes, was in feet, one foot suddenly went into something squelchy.
I slowly looked down.
Any ... er ... tales you have to tell?