[prat filter] early testing looks positive

The Cynical Dragon raises an issue of the greatest import - how to filter out George Galloway and other prats so that they gain no oxygen of publicity from actually being officially gagged.

Pre-filter: Initial filtration of the first bleatings is through a graded density 5-micron pre-filter that traps rhetoric, whining, mindless opinions and covert agendas that affect the atmosphere, tone, and overall appearance of your living space. It utilizes the revolutionary new Nano-bot search and destroy system.

Electrokinetic Absorption: The graded density main filter acquires a positive molecular charge as verbal bilge passes through it. Since most contaminants exhibit a negative charge in solution, the media fibers will electrokinetically attract charged gibes and asides too small for removal by the main filter. It's not unlike a liquid filter in some ways.

Anger-management post-filter: Foaming and frothing containment is achieved by the Kalashnikov head retention value measurement and by sampling a measured amount of bilge from the offending prat into a froth-cling deconstitutionalizer, to test residual "bitterness" of 2 to 3 BU [bitterness units].

Early testing indicates that the filter has possibilities and this blog wil bring your the news the moment PratFilterPlus [patent pending] is brought to the marketplace.

Cost should be in the region of 2.85% loss of sanity.