Friday, November 23, 2007

[giuli and the lizard] what voters need to know

What's Giuliani's campaign strategy?

Is he trying to die of heart failure before the poll, given the number of diners he's been seen wolfing burgers at? Can you trust a drag artist who wolfs burgers with the lot? Did he learn the habit from Donald?

Other things I'd like to know - why did he locate his emergency command bunker in the building Federal authorities most expected to be attacked by terrorists?

Did he fail to provide the 911 first responders with adequate radios?

Did he reduce firefighter numbers in November, 2001, preventing them from finding lost colleagues?

Is it tacky to agree to participants at a fundraising event being urged to donate $9.11 each?

When Rudy Giuliani goes to to Iowa and New Hampshire, is Bernie Kerik's shadow right behind him?

Did Rudy ever tell Russell Harding he was a naughty boy? Where's the internet material now?

Will the Fulton Fish Market be enough to get him over the line?

Speaking of high profile lovers and on the subject of Huma, well who wouldn't? Can't really blame the Lizard Queen but I'd like to know how she finds the time.

I'd also like to know what Huma sees in Hillary's calves and where Hillary was the day after Thanksgiving.

Down to less important matters - has Hillary ever heard of Webster Hubbell? What about Henry Cisneros?

Does she plant questions at campaign events?

Who decided to sell taxpayer-financed trade missions in exchange for campaign contributions to the Clinton-Gore 1996 re-election campaign? Do the names Nolanda Hill and Ron Brown mean anything to her?

Does she agree with former Independent Counsel Robert Ray that she gave “factually false” testimony under oath?

Who hired former bar bouncer Craig Livingstone to obtain FBI files?

Do any campaign contributions come from Yucaipa?

How did the missing Vince Foster records reappear in the White House with her fingerprints on them?

Did she have a headache the day she forgot to report over $2 million in contributions to her Senate 2000 campaign? Were Anthony and Hugh involved in any cash deals? Was anyone pardoned as a result?

What instructions were given to James Carville and George Stephanopoulos? Are Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, Dolly Kyle Browning, and Juanita Broaddrick back on her guest list yet?

Has she ever heard of Chicago Mercantile Exchange and could she explain the financial wizardry that could turn a $1,000 investment into more than $100,000 in ten months?

Has she ever been seen in drag with Donald Trump? [That was a planted question.]

3 comments:

  1. Some good questions, James, but I don't know who most of the people you refer to are. I've never known why you call her the "Lizard queen".

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  2. Why don't you tell us what you really think of these two?

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  3. Clinton is intergenerationally corrupt and in one way, it's scarcely her fault - she would lead what was left of the U.S.A. into bankruptcy economically and socially.

    Giuliani is more transparently corrupt, as Iowans recognize. Ron Paul is the best of the bunch but has no base and is a bit eccentric. Americans don't like eccentricity except the Andrew Jackson type.

    I think the real leader will arise and is being groomed now - events seem to point to it.

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