I recently made certain references to those who purport to govern us:
I thumb my nose and blow a raspberry in your general direction, you rattlesnakes, you komodo dragons, at least until you squash me with your pythonesque foot.
Upon reflection, I feel this may have been a bit OTT, particularly after researching the poor creature whom I insulted in the post. And its foot is nothing like pythonesque. Some Wiki facts to set us straight [I know you all swear by Wiki]:
The largest verified wild specimen was
I love this next bit:
They have red, blood-like saliva, because their teeth, which are almost completely covered by their gums, slice their own gums while feeding. This creates an ideal culture for the virulent bacteria that live in their mouths. It also has a long, yellow, snake-like tongue.
Think you can outrun them?
With the help of a favourable wind, they may be able to detect carrion up to
Outswim them?
They are excellent swimmers, diving up to
What about climbing a tree?
They climb trees proficiently through use of their strong claws. To catch prey that is out of reach, they may stand on their hind legs and use their tails as a support. As they grow older, their claws are used primarily as weapons, as their great mass makes climbing impractical for adults.
Although they eat mostly carrion, studies show that they also hunt live prey with a stealthy approach followed by a sudden short charge. When suitable prey arrives near its ambush site, it will suddenly charge at the animal and go for the underside or the throat.
What if you escape by some miracle?
The bacteria in the mouth cause septicemia in their victim; if an initial bite does not kill the prey animal and it escapes, it will commonly succumb within a week to the resulting infection.
Still, little chance of that, eh?
Komodo Dragons eat by tearing large chunks of flesh while holding their food down with their forelegs, then swallowing it whole. The copious amounts of red saliva that the Komodo dragons produce help to lubricate the food, but swallowing is still a long process (15-20 minutes to swallow a goat).
But all is not lost:
Because of their slow metabolisms, large dragons may only eat 12 meals a year. Whew! So you're as safe as houses. First you'd have to go to
Perhaps. Hmmm.
Still, have a lovely night. Sleep tight.
I adore Komodo dragons.
ReplyDeleteWith all those 'super powers',it's surprising that they're not actually ruling the world ...
I do so hope reincarnation exists - this is now my ambition to become one of these !!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I didn't read this just before bed!
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