Monday, August 03, 2009

[english language] losing one's spellings

Interesting the spelling [in English] at Scottish Natterings Edinburgh. The post title was:

Never loose your keys/glasses again!

In English, "loose" means, of course, "not tight" or "slack" and is an adjective. In the context of the above heading, it might mean "release, to free up" but should be spelt [or spelled] "loosen" or "loosen up".

Paraphrased, the heading would say: "Never let your keys/glasses go slack again!"

Clearly, this spelling has now crossed the Atlantic to our fair shores because in America, "loose" is used instead of "lose" in English.

"Lose", in English, means: (v. i.) To suffer loss, disadvantage, or defeat; to be worse off, esp. as the result of any kind of contest.

If the Americans use the spelling "loose" for this, then why do they call a man who loses all the time a "loser"? I wonder if it's not time now for an Academie Anglais to take care of these things.
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[russian car deaths] systemic and psychological too


The Beeb had this yesterday:

A spate of car crashes across Russia has killed more than 100 people in one week - leading the government to blame the country's "systemic" road problems.

Interior Minister Rashid Nurgaliev blamed criminal negligence and a road culture lacking basic driving skills.

He admitted Russian roads are bad, infrastructure is weak and drivers often chat on their mobile phones at high speed or drive while drunk.

It's the way, in Britain and America, to report the worst aspects of Russia with glee and to ignore the things over there which are good. Is it any wonder that people see the country only as Putin, just as the rest of the world sees Britain as Brown?

Having said that, Nurgaliev has a point. These two little anecdotes, which I've posted before, illustrate the situation:

1. Running by my house in Russia, there was a very broad, tree-lined nature strip and two diagonal paths to the main road, crossing each other in the middle. I was on one, a Russian man was on the other and it was clear we were going to meet at the same time at the intersection.

He wasn't looking my way at all, I could see what was going to happen and I braced myself. It happened - we crashed into one another. The look of shock and the anger on his face at what "I'd done" distorted his features in apoplexy.

I acted completely shocked that he hadn't observed me and kept out of my way.

"Ya? Ya?!!!!" was all he could retort. The very idea that he'd needed to do anything to avoid the situation!

All sorts of thoughts came in as I walked away, musing - had he seen me at all, as I'd seen him coming? If not, why not? Was he so absorbed in his own purpose and direction that all else was shut out? Did he see me but purport not to, in order to secure passage through that intersection?

His apoplexy seemed very real and either he was a consummate actor or it had been a genuine shock to him that anyone could fail to see him on his path. Now, imagine that situation on the road, with two Russians or even five, each [all] totally convinced they had the right to make the moves they did and that it was their right of way.

Ah, you might say, there's a simple answer to that - the road law. Well yes, there is the road law and there are driving schools. There is also a lot of money under the table too although, to be fair, the authorities have been stamping that out in the past few years, even altering the fining procedure so officers can't line their pockets. That's an issue in itself.

There are barely roadworthy vehicles, despite the need for Techosmotr, the MOT, there are barely competent drivers and then there are the roads.

The roads don't actually follow a plan. In one place, they might be twenty lanes wide and because of the presence of buildings, they suddenly become two lanes wide. At bus stops, people surge onto the road in waves - quite suddenly. Peak hour sees traffic five lanes across in a space for three lanes and another lane is formed on the footpath, up the embankment, behind the bus shelter, blasting out of the way any pedestrian who's silly enough to stand on the footpath.

There's gridlock at major intersections and drivers find lateral solutions to the problems.

Does this cause the accidents? Not in itself although it helps. What really causes the accidents is the word "just".

Just that - the word "just".

As in, "I'll just go through on amber," at the same time a driver from the other direction thinks, "I'll just go a fraction early, to beat the turning traffic from the other direction."

Crunch! Multiple crunch, cascading into other vehicles who've pulled up at the lights right on the person-in-front's bumper. Massive pile-ups.

On my six kilometre drive into town each day, I counted about eight times I'd either got to town or returned from town where there'd not been an accident. Remember how many years I'd been doing that. There were, on average, two or three accidents along the way. Can you imagine the insurance premiums?

2. There is an intersection, a T-junction, in town where one must do a left turn. It's so narrow there and the double white lines have been done so badly and the road is one and a half lanes wide, which means two lanes in Russia, in real terms. It is not possible to go round that corner without someone crossing the white line. Interestingly, the two lanes do it in a most orderly fashion and it is not an accident hotspot by any means.

On a day when the GAI [traffic police] need a bit more revenue, they park themselves at that corner and reel in all the drivers whose wheels have touched that double white line. That's the sort of thing drivers put up with over there. They say that if you can drive in Russia and survive, you can drive anywhere.

The average Russian has - and I've had countless discussions over this - in his brain, no concept of consequence though he be sharp and intelligent in other ways. He perceives a need or an opportunity and addresses it there and then, irrespective of any situation around him, irrespective of any consequence.

"Consequence" doesn't compute and therefore he's developed this "last-minute" radar where he's light on his feet and quickly shifts out of the way at the last second - usually.

Cars aren't feet.

So yes, there are systemic problems and short of knocking down half the town and starting over again, short of a massive re-education programme, short of altering the Russian psyche, not a lot is going to change. Lovely people, warm-hearted, even super-intelligent ... but with these seemingly national blockages.
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[river breaks] nine beaches close


Mauvaise nouvelle pour les Marseillais et les vacanciers qui comptaient profiter des plages de la cité phocéenne, leur choix va être restreint. La mairie a interdit dimanche neuf d'entre elles à la baignade. Les violents orages qui se sont abattus sur la région ont «entraîné une pollution ponctuelle parfaitement naturelle» : des rivières ont débordé de leur lit. Par précaution, la ville a donc décidé de fermer neuf de ses plages.

Badly translated, that means that due to storms which caused rivers to overflow, pollution was carried to the sea and therefore nine beaches had to be closed.

Interesting place, France. It may have altered but I remember sitting al fresco, sipping a hiedously expensive orange juice and a smell became apparent. Looking down to the right, there was an open drain running past through the square, to a hole in the cobblestoned surface.

I'm not suggesting for one moment that this was endemic in France. What I am suggesting is that I'm curious just how close we all are to the waste disposal system or lack of system breaking down under extraordinary circumstances. Just how much more household waste can we handle?

[weekend poll] closed, results here

Which three are the cutest?

1. Reincarnation (5) 23%
2. What Hormones Can Do (0) 0%
3. Baby Mopper (2) 9%
4. You Show Me Yours ... (1) 5%
5. Gordo's IT Supremo (3) 14%
6. Wotchoolookinateh (3) 14%
7 Mr Eugenides (3) 14%
8 Forty Winks (3) 14%
9 Flower of Scotland (2) 9%
10 Rubber Ducky (0) 0%

Total Votes: 22

Clear winner, n'est ce pas? Think I might drop the weekend poll until September as the numbers in the Silly Season or maybe through ennui, have dropped.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

[haunted house] do you believe in ghosts

[elli medeiros] glad youtube exists

On Friday evening's post, Tom Paine drew attention to the fact that my taste in women had slipped during this year away from the Slavs. I also detected an "eyes raised to heaven" [that's not easy through the ether] from the lady visitors to this site.

So, in the tradition of "if we're treading on thin ice, we might as well dance", allow me to present More of the Same. :)

Youtube is really, really good.

Their recent scheme, allowing borders in different colours is also helpful. The way they put vids in the list on the right which are not strictly what you'd searched for lets you find new music. I looked for Niagara for Friday evening's post and in the middle of those was this Elli Medeiros thing [below].

OK, so I clicked on it and it wasn't initially impressive. The song was all right, if a bit repetitive and then certain things became apparent. Firstly, she is so energetic, with her own unique style, that she lifted the song out of all proportion to its value - and the Euro-contrived sets and Eurovision naffness is not all that watchable as a rule.

Then the camera swung round to the audience and I laughed - they were nearly all men and they were nearly all doing the gestures she was doing - obviously her way of moving was well known already. Gosh, ladies - imagine that you had hundreds of men watching you, copying your every gesture, every one of them wanting to bed you.

Then I went to the Wiki page on Elli Medeiros and it said she was born in 1956! That made her 31 years of age in this vid. Wow. Then I read about her and she's Uruguayan but went to live in France most of her life. Yet this song was most popular in Italy! Hmmmm.

Compounding that is that the verses are in French but the chorus in Spanish. Had to laugh at some of the [literate?] comments below the vid on the youtube site:

ginodetroit (3 weeks ago)

the "hey!" at the very end is what I love best.

gerdieken (1 month ago) S

She's soooo sweat....................

Sweat?

witherwack1 (1 month ago)

What a pile of dog-do

BigBadJooDooDaddy (4 months ago)

nice aerobics... even if yer lip-sinking (delib. spelling, peeps)

irrikan (3 months ago)

Dude, it was the 80s. On Italian television. During a Festibar thing. We should be glad that there's even a live audience. :)

That's the sort of thing youtube lets us do. I like it.





In poor taste? What about this then? Ha ha:





[england] home of the haggis

Just popped into the Clubhouse for a quick snifter and saw this and this, about the English inventing haggis. LOL. Personally speaking, my scots friends [and I genuinely mean real friends] can keep it north of the border. Give me a Yorkshire pud any day.

[This post is part of #Silly Week.]

[tie me kangaroo down, sport] skippy rides again



The Department of Sustainability and Environment [has to be a Labour government, doesn't it?] said there were reports of people modifying fences to encourage kangaroos to graze on their properties and handfeeding them in the outer suburbs.

Two people have been hospitalised after kangaroo attacks at Sunbury in the past 10 months. A woman in her late 60s suffered cuts to her face, chest and back after being attacked at her home in April.

In another incident late last year, a man in his 50s suffered a large gash to his head and chest and hand injuries when a large male roo attacked him at Sunbury.

Male kangaroos can become aggressive and perceive humans as potential competitors for female kangaroos and attack, DSE wildlife management project officer Ian Temby warned.

The solution?

Mr. Temby advised that anyone confronted by a large male standing up should bend down and move away as standing tall can be perceived as responding to a challenge by the animals.

[This post is part of #Silly Week.]

[sunday quiz] bumper edition today


Just identify who said these and where:

1 And we not only saved the world … er … saved the banks and led the way way … saved the banks …

2 It's not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them ...

3 Paul Martin commits to positions like Britney Spears commits to marriage.

4 This gap between words and facts makes me very angry. I will not calm down. I have not lost my nerve - I have a lot of sang froid.

5 I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.

6 We lied in the morning, we lied in the evening. We accomplished nothing.

7 If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.

Answers

Gordon Brown in Parliament, Obama in San Francisco, Stephen Harper announcing leadership candidacy, Segie in The Debate, Elizabeth Hurley [who knows where], Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany in Hungary, Phil the Greek in China – to British students

By the way, you DO recognize the man in the sailor hat and the girl, don't you?

[trekkies meet python] well synched

Catch these two - they'd have to win the #Silly Week prize.