Oh this is absolutely classic:
Meredith Whitney lifts Wall Street after urging clients to buy Goldman Sachs
Ms Pretty urges all those who lost out to buy the [alleged] profiteer's and [alleged] in-trader's stocks to do what? To buoy the market? Ah, I see - the new, post-crisis Goldman Sachs market.
How many billion people can see through this? The best part though is that the Telegraph reports it as "Goldman Buoys Markets", i.e. a fait accompli, already done, over with.
Here's another one to have you rolling on the floor:
"Honestly, I'll take back all [alleged] racist remarks and never do it again, truly ruly, please believe me [flutters eyes beguilingly]."