Friday, March 06, 2009

[dearie me] can't see my glasses in front of my face


I tell you, it's not funny.

The other day, I was in the kitchen, my 'computer glasses' fell, I tried to stop them hitting the floor and stuck out a knee and the lenses fell out. Following this, it was a case of finding the little screw [metal] all over the kitchen every time it pinged out of the hole.

Anyway, I got the little bugger [metal] in eventually.

Well knock me down with a glass case if yesterday they didn't fall off again - in two pieces. They snapped in half.

Now I'm wondering who's got something against me writing the book and blogging 'cause I can't do either properly without 'em. Maybe they just don't like my specs.

5 comments:

angus said...

Who have you upset:)

What you need is a magnifying screen on the monitor.

UBERMOUTH said...

You should have gone to Specsavers!

CherryPie said...

Scellotape is what you need!

jams o donnell said...

I bet that your opticians is a member of the Illuminati or perhaps Skull and Bones!

James Higham said...

Angus - got that already.

Uber - sorted.

Cherie - Even selotape or sellotape.

Jams - yeah, it's all conspiracy.