Thursday, February 12, 2009

[when in china] do valentines


The Beijing Happy Valley theme park said it would offer a free ticket to ladies who came with their partners and arrange special activities for lovers during the Valentine's Day weekend. Even blood donation centers were offering special gifts to donors. The Changsha Blood Center in central Hunan Province said they would present roses and movie tickets to lovers who donate blood on Feb. 14, a tradition they have followed for the past four years.

Isn't that nice? What are you doing for Valentine's Day?

Me, I'm getting depressed. I had some cards from Russia and want that lady in my arms now but what can I do [sound of violins]? Where's the English rose of my life? I see her in ASDA and Morrison's but she's spoken for, methinks.

Maybe she'd like a ride on my 12 speed bike with me? Maybe her name's Daisy? Maybe I'm making it all up.

Inflicted on you by on

11 comments:

  1. DragonstarThursday 12 February 2009 at 21:34:00 GMT

    Always hated Valentine's day!

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  2. CherryPieThursday 12 February 2009 at 23:55:00 GMT

    Having some imposed visitors...

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  3. Steve HayesFriday 13 February 2009 at 05:48:00 GMT

    I've always ignored it, along with the other days whose sole purpose seems to be to enrich the greetings card manufacturers. I don't make New Year resolutions either.

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  4. Devonshire DumplingFriday 13 February 2009 at 11:22:00 GMT

    I'm NOT spoken for! But if you keep crashing your trolley into mine and being a male driver in charge of a trolley do you ever expect me to smile back at you and invite you back to my base camp?

    You raced me to the checkout - truly unforgivable.

    You should go to Asda - roses are selling at £2 a bunch for valentines day (hint) mind you, I dare say you will present me with a bunch in the shop and then put the bloody things in my trolley so I end up paying for them.

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  5. UBERMOUTHFriday 13 February 2009 at 13:34:00 GMT

    LOL @D.D.
    I am eexpecting a big box of unpoisoned chocolates from someone special,but no doubt I will be let down.

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  6. JPTFriday 13 February 2009 at 19:34:00 GMT

    I'm sending my wife to China.

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  7. AnonymousFriday 13 February 2009 at 22:14:00 GMT

    "Me, I'm getting depressed. I had some cards from Russia and want that lady in my arms now but what can I do [sound of violins]? Where's the English rose of my life?" Where's her from Spain for me?!? Where's my American girl for that matter?!?

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  8. RobWSaturday 14 February 2009 at 15:36:00 GMT

    We don't do valentines in our house.

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  9. sally in norfolkSaturday 14 February 2009 at 16:33:00 GMT

    I am spending my day with Geoff... thats all that matters ...

    sending valentine wishes to you x

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  10. Posh TottySaturday 14 February 2009 at 18:11:00 GMT

    Happy Valentines Day Xx

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  11. CherryPieSaturday 14 February 2009 at 18:26:00 GMT

    Happy Valentines Day James xx

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