Charon touches on an important issue for all of us:
The saga of The Home Secretary’s whereabouts of a night continues to excite the ravening horde and now Mr and Mrs Taplin of 22 Acacia Avenue are in on the act; twitching their curtains and demanding the truth about Jacqui Smith’s living arrangements. (BBC report)
That's easy. She's with Rachida and her team of potential daddies. After all, we have to set the example for the kiddies.