Saturday, October 25, 2008

[guy ritchie] might just go back and watch one of his films



So Guy Ritchie has finally told the truth and said she looked like a granny on stage. According to Madge herself:

Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel "worthless [check], unattractive [check], unfeminine [check], insecure [check] and isolated [wouldn't know about that - there are her Kabbalist mates, after all]", reported London's Daily Mail, which has been forensically dissecting the break-up since Madonna's publicist announced it last week.

But the fact is, Madonna does look like a granny on stage, albeit a 21st century, super-fit, androgynous, very driven kind of granny...

You might have got the idea this blog does not much like the misnamed Madonna and you'd be right.

I envisage an island where all the Hiltons, Spears, Jolies, Beckams, Madonnas et al, can be airlifted, to romp around together in their wild animal luxury and leave the rest of us alone.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can think of a few dozen more who could be airlifted there.

Then nuke the Island.

CherryPie said...

They are all rather plastic!

jams o donnell said...

While I would not nuke the island, I would add a few more to the list.. As for Guy Ritchie, he should be forced to watch the crap he makes during every single one of his waking hours

James Higham said...

:)

UBERMOUTH said...

Madonna is an incredible artist and shrewd business woman, but as a person she fails miserably.

Do you know what the name of her multi- million dollar company is called, James?

James Higham said...

Tell me.

UBERMOUTH said...

Slut- co.

UBERMOUTH said...

Slut- co.