Brighton rapid response armed police kill innocent swimmer - Chief Constable states "it is very hard to distinguish a snorkel from an Iranian submarine's periscope"
Anti-terrorist squad apprehend Muslim woman woman sneaking ashore. Admitted that a mistake had been made when, under questioning, she confessed she was attempting to escape in an desire to save her sanity. Claimed that the Lambeth Conference had inflicted damage to her mental health. Sympathetic agents had a whip round so that she might purchase a ticket to a destination of her choice.
Police shoot and kill jellyfish suspected of being a suicide bomber. Police later admitted they may have been mistaken.
ReplyDeletePretty much like this when I was 4 in Cyprus (EOKA).
ReplyDeleteBrighton rapid response armed police kill innocent swimmer - Chief Constable states "it is very hard to distinguish a snorkel from an Iranian submarine's periscope"
ReplyDeleteI always knew there was a reason I didn't like sunbathing!
ReplyDeleteGreat white shark threatens beachgoers, special forces to the rescue.
ReplyDeleteThe lengths men will go to see you in your knickers!
ReplyDeleteI'm with cherrypie!
ReplyDeleteAnti-terrorist squad apprehend Muslim woman woman sneaking ashore. Admitted that a mistake had been made when, under questioning, she confessed she was attempting to escape in an desire to save her sanity. Claimed that the Lambeth Conference had inflicted damage to her mental health.
ReplyDeleteSympathetic agents had a whip round so that she might purchase a ticket to a destination of her choice.
There are also at least two gunmen in this photo.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteInteresting pic though, wasn't it?
Great shot. I wish I could think of a funny caption!
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