Chukchi in Russia's north
There is still one Irishman joke Jams enjoys because of the sting in its tail:
Let's not even start on Jewish or blonde jokes.
An Irishman was looking for work in London. He goes to a building site where the Foreman says to him that he can have a job if he can answer this one simple question: "What is the difference between a girder and a joist"It's said that nationalist jokes spring from irrational fear of or ignorance of another nation. Sometimes they just reflect arrogant pride in one's nation being superior to all others and target the most backward or vulnerable. In Russia, the Chukchi are the standard target but they do get their revenge:
The Irishman looks the foreman in the face and says: "That's simple. Girder wrote Faust and Joist wrote Ulysses."
A Chukcha and a Russian geologist go hunting polar bears. They track one down at last. Seeing the bear, the Chukcha shouts "Run!" and starts running away. The Russian shrugs, raises his gun and shoots the bear.In Russia, the use of "odnako" or "however", is the usual way jokers identify the Chukchi, a bit like the Jewish "already".
"Russian hunter bad hunter, however", says the Chukcha, "Now you haul this bear ten miles to the yaranga yourself!"
Let's not even start on Jewish or blonde jokes.
Fun!
ReplyDeleteSeems every blogger is posting jokes today.
ReplyDeleteNo joke: Especially the first one makes me chuckle. Good one. Thanks.
The best jokes always have someone who is being ridiculed.
ReplyDeleteJeez, this country is losing it's sense of fun but the good news is in a few years when all these whingy whiney people have been executed us old chaps will be able to retell some old jokes and be funny old grandad rather than grumpy old grandad.
Best not get onto those last two no...
ReplyDeleteThe Girder/Joist joke never fails to amuse me
ReplyDeleteThey're not bad, are they? :)
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