When contemplating your navel, do you ever consider:
1. Why would anyone in New York or Chicago want to scrape the sky anyway?
2. Do dogs actually talk or do the ones in the house opposite just bark in the middle of the night in sympathy with those in the house on the other side?
3. If some people get richer, must others get poorer in sympathy or do they stay the same?
4. Why don't the centrist pollies on all sides just form one big party with a rotating administrator?
5. What is the best song ever released?