As you know, this blog is not into “celebrity” in any worshipful sense of the word; in fact higham feels the deepest sympathy and pity for those empty shells and hopes earnestly that they can find that for which they seek.Example:
Australian pop singer Kylie Minogue has revealed she would like to have a baby.This is not new. Months ago she was looking for a good man and at the time:
Word on the street is that Kylie Minogue has hired a team of assistants to help find her a man.I commented that she was fishing in the wrong pond.
The answer is there, if people would only look. They insist on trying everything except the efficacious and then walk around, sadly resigned to the inevitable that they’ll never find what they long for.
They can find it tomorrow if they fished in the right pool. And so to celebrity beauty - typically shallow journo article:
Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba and Halle Berry are regularly named the world's sexiest women. But who are the unsexiest women alive? A men's magazine decided to find out. The list, published in the latest edition of Maxim Magazine, named Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker as the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive. The magazine said Parker was the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women" that ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title.The article then goes on to list poor physical attributes like hair and skin but predictably misses the core reason people are attractive – the harmonious combination of spirit, balance within themselves and all of this exuding itself in their physical presence.
Even 20 year old Russian girls understand this principle – why can’t the Anglo-Saxon?
My lowest five celebrity unsexy women? In no particular order, Miss Dirty [Angelina Jolie], Miss Airhead [Paris Hilton], Miss Anorexi-avarice [Posh Spice], Miss Boobs [Pamela Anderson], Miss Lost Her Way [Anna Kournikova but at least she looks OK facially] and Miss All at Sea [Britney Spears].
I have my own issues onside me but these lost ladies have issues beyond. Hope to goodness that someone they accidentally meet up with points them in the right direction.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ReplyDeleteShe could look like Nora Baty but if the personality fit is right you are in love.
Sadly though we have to start somewhere and how you look plays an important part of that. However, as I have commented before, with the advent of IMs and Email you can get to know people well before you even see them. Thus their looks are less important.
And where is the right pool, James?
ReplyDeleteI agree with you on balance of mind and spirit. I think conversation is very sexy.
A Great top 5 ugly and lackluster women celebs, couldn’t agree more!
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Herc
I think you're woefully off the mark there, Higham. Actually, I think you're talking utter tosh.
ReplyDeleteAre you saying you'd turn up the chance of having a date with Jolie in favour of the woman who works in our local Co-op? She'd win by a clear head. Actually, by a large head, three warts, only one nostril, and a broken nose. She's not pretty and sexiness doesn't even come into it.
Lay off the Vodka unless you do decide to go on a date with the woman at our local Co-op. In which case, drink as much of it as you can get.
What I can certainly agree with is voting SJP as the most un-sexy celebrity alive, lower in the chain than even BS. Just seeing her on screen makes me queasy and that voice is worse than fingers running down a blackboard.
ReplyDeleteThen there was the perfume ... "lovely" [good lord!]
Chip - is that an eyepatch or a thong over your eyes? Jolie is the pitts as far as I'm concerned and a beautiful young lady whom I was inflicting my cursed company on yesterday agreed - dirty woman. Jolie, not my young lady.
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