Sadly, the best Home Secretary
So my tip for the top is Liam Fox - a genuine Conservative with a soft centre. A reconstructed Conservative with a nice smile. A man who knows what he wants and knows how to get it. And with luck, get it he will.
One thing for sure - Cameron is a total non-starter. If he hangs on, beggars belief and actually scrapes in, I'll be the first in the queue for my serving of humble pie.
I fear though I'm going to starve of that particular delicacy.