Word on the street is that Kylie Minogue has hired a team of assistants to help find her a man. High on the list of must-haves for her new toy boy is looks and lots of money. But since the singing budgie is in Cannes for the film festival, I think her time and money would be better spent getting out on the town herself and nabbing one of those yacht-loving pretty boys with a lovely French accent. And when you're looking as hot as the pop princess is nowadays, that should be no problem at all!
If that's the pool she's really fishing in, then she's a sad case indeed. Time's running out and she's persisting in the wrong type of guy, like most women below a certain age and sometimes even after it. There's no happiness in that pond. As travellers know, if you sometimes go off the beaten track, away from the main resorts, then you can often stumble upon hidden gems.
Whaddaya mean 'time's running out?' She's a year older that me and I don't consider my time (to hook a man or otherwise) to be running out!
ReplyDelete"Word on the street is that Kylie Minogue has hired a team of assistants to help find her a man. High on the list of must-haves for her new toy boy is looks and lots of money".
ReplyDeleteSad, very sad.
M&M - you're ... er ... in the early 30s and you're ... er ... free? You're also in the north, aren't you? Hmmmmm!
ReplyDeleteJeremy - can't officially agree with you yet while the M&M thing is still hanging in the air.
James, unfortunately both Kylie and I are nearer 40 than 30 ...
ReplyDeleteIs this intended as an offer of matrimony, James?
ReplyDeleteTony, please don't take it personally - you're obviously great in bed and so on but my eyes are, sadly, on the other gender. But thanks.
ReplyDeleteSadly once you are famous then you find it difficult to be sure about any relationship, as you must know James.
ReplyDeleteIs the person there for the money or because she is famous? How can you really get to know someone to be sure when there is always a potential motive.
So they look for someone also famous and with money so that, theoretically, that is out of the equation. That then adds another dimension. Status, a trophy wife/husband until a newer model comes along and they meet so many while they work. No wonder there are so many Ex's for these people.
But, for the sake of her sanity I'll volunteer. Got that EMail address again. Except for her time just after Crossroads next door or something when she was with that smooth Jason guy I've always had a soft spot for her and her sis. Very nice. Don't know what she would get out of the relationship but you do what you can to help people.
You like her for her butt, I know, Bag. It's world famous.
ReplyDeleteJust one of the many things she has going for her.
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